Breaking News: The next pope has been selected by Cardinals (Update: First ever American Pope selected)

[Kinguno]

This pope kinda shy

Imagine being afraid of public speaking and crowds

 

[Camammal]

fukk the Vatican

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Probably Parolin or Tagle.

 

[International Playa]

He's definitely NOT black, they will never accept a black pope.

 

[Turtle]

4UP

 

[MajesticLion]

Probably Parolin or Tagle.

Heh.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

So the black smoke not for a black pope and the white smoke not for a white pope?

I thought it was like a gender reveal but more of a race reveal instead

 

[jdubnyce]

So the black smoke not for a black pope and the white smoke not for a white pope?

I thought it was like a gender reveal but more of a race reveal instead

Black smoke = no pope elected
White smoke = pope elected

 

[Heretic]

I don't even care

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Black smoke = no pope elected
White smoke = pope elected

Oh so black smoke means they running behind schedule with their decisions

 

[acri1]

I'm not Catholic so but a black pope would be funny just to see conservatives crash out

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

I don't even care

Folks will act hype for a week and then forget the pope exists until he gets sick/dies

don't care unless he goes hard in the paint and shyts on fascists directly

 

[tremonthustler1]

They said it could be a Dominican, so it'd be "I no black papi"

I haven't heard one Dominican possibility, but if that's true...

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

He's definitely NOT black, they will never accept a black pope.

shyt, I’m seeing comments in the live stream saying they hope it ain’t the Muslim pope or Tagle. Just FYI, the two world wars have both taken place with an Italian as pope. Trump will play the role of dictator this go round

 

[Yinny]

fyi there are multiple popes and one is black i believe

No, there’s only one Pope, the lower clergy are cardinals.