**Breaking News** UNC Football hires Bill Belichick

[Silkk]

Every time I see this thread bumped with the "breaking news" header I think Bill got fired lol.

I'd def throw him in the bushes for Franklin. At least then you get a guy who can recruit, win 7-10 games, and while you'll never win the ACC or get to the playoffs, you'll sell tickets lol.

Ehhh there were some random ass ACC champs before that FSU/Clemson run

 

[broller]

Yea I will admit I thought PSU was gonna get clowned in the playoffs and they won two rounds (plus played ND somewhat closely). Still gonna clown that fukkin' loser tho.

According to this idiot below, playoff games aren't big games...

Its not possible to miss a coach that never won a big game

 

[Regular_P]

Mike Lombardi gotta be top 1 scumbag in NFL history

Every single fanbase of a team he’s been associated detests him

He’s a fat, hair piece wearing, fake football guru fraud whose claim to fame is being friends with BB.

He talks so loud and confident too

Look at this moron using a fukking typewriter in 2025

This is the kind of stuff that impresses those bozos @BucciMane and @Copy Ninja

 

[BucciMane]

This is the kind of stuff that impresses those bozos @BucciMane and @Copy Ninja

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The Lions are lucky they don't have to come to Gillette Stadium this year..

 

[duckbutta]

Mike Lombardi gotta be top 1 scumbag in NFL history

Every single fanbase of a team he’s been associated detests him

He’s a fat, hair piece wearing, fake football guru fraud whose claim to fame is being friends with BB.

He talks so loud and confident too

Look at this moron using a fukking typewriter in 2025

Even the Amish don't use typewriters anymore.

It break that's a wrap he probably going to have to go to Budapest or some shyt to get it fixed

 

[MikelArteta]

I keep thinking it says “fired” every time this thread is upped

Crazy thing is unc is only 0-1 in ACC play

 

[KidJSoul]

This is a staple of Belichick frauds. Same way Patricia had the pencil in his ear while holding a laminated play sheet. Everything is an act to get the glorious leader to notice you. Whether that's using a type writer or "studying film" for 15 hours straight.

They're all weirdo power tripping narcissists who want a cult of personality so bad, including Bill himself

Again Brady doesnt get enough credit for his own skills to make it work with Bill for 20 years.

Miss me with "the defense" shyt. Belichick isnt the only good defensive coach, and it doesn't change the fact that Belichick would bottom out with 99% of QBs in spite of his defenses thanks to his narcissistic arrogant ways and mediocre GM'ing.

 

[Trav]

This is a staple of Belichick frauds. Same way Patricia had the pencil in his ear while holding a laminated play sheet. Everything is an act to get the glorious leader to notice you. Whether that's using a type writer or "studying film" for 15 hours straight.

We not disrespecting the pencil Ong

We resurrected and rejuvenated the pencil, @smitty22 let these mfs know

 

[Piff Perkins]

We not disrespecting the pencil Ong

We resurrected and rejuvenated the pencil, @smitty22 let these mfs know

Great college coach so far. Keep him the fukk out the NFL.

 

[theflyest]

This is damn near the equivalent of Urban at Jacksonville

These dudes leave their respective lanes and lose their damn mind

 

[broller]

This is damn near the equivalent of Urban at Jacksonville

These dudes leave their respective lanes and lose their damn mind

Even got the young thing too.

 

[YakSpiller]

Every time I see this thread bumped with the "breaking news" header I think Bill got fired lol.

Same.

Or quit.

 

[thaKEAF]

I read the title wrong thought it said fired

 

[BuddahMAC]

 

[CrimsonTider]

According to this idiot below, playoff games aren't big games...

They beat Boise state