BREAKING: *****OFFICIAL*** Drunk as hell thread

[Adidacs]

...said no one ever

 

[Homey the clown]

In the words of Ice Cube" Today was a good day."

 

[Laidbackman]

That's the reason I prefer the Holidays not fall on a Monday. Myself, I wounded up this past Christmas weekend drinking a little Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night, and Monday Christmas day. Then I did the exact same thing this New Years weekend, and of course tonight. In other words, I've been drinking while still feeling a slight hangover from the night before. I'm already a little hung over, and I haven't even gone to bed yet. I'm not even a heavy drinker, and the little drinking I did do, I cut back on that. I don't think I'm going to do this again, regardless what day the Holiday falls on. I can't get away with it like I use to.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Some dro, 4 mixed drinks, and glass of champagne with my dogs....: at my ex’s house... on her period I need to make some life changes

A few questions before we commence to judging

Were you drunk or sober when you decided to go to your ex's crib?

Were you aware that she was on her period before or after you arrived at her place?
Which comes with the greatest risk/reward combination: driving home and dodging the cops or sleeping with your ex

 

[Auger]

Drunkenness is a spectrum

You can be drunk and still have your motor skills intact or you can be drunk and be unable to do anything.

 

[kovi]

2 Barcardi bottles

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Only post in here if you turnt

if u not

Man I got extorted by Uber by glad I made it home safe. Wild ass night. Started slow but turned out to be a cornucopia of sistas and PAWGs partying at the spot tonight.

I need to be reincarnated as Wilt chamberlain

 

[LezJepzin]

At a club here in Downtown Sac. Lit but I came here as a third wheel

Co worker buying me shots and the club HAD unlimited champagne for New Year's.


Just working down the buzz but I don't work till noon

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Drank a whole bottle of Buchanan's knocked out around 9pm I think, just woke up

 

[Calmye]

I don't drink


Unless it's wine

Then you drink


And like a bytch...

 

[YamakaSmacker]

nikkas who say ipa instead of beer are the same people that say iPhone instead of phone.

 

[teeswinger]

Passed out around 11:30. That og Kush and Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey put me on my ass.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Damn fam, I realized i'm never gon be a good man. I'm a middled aged ratchet mothaffuka.


Real spiel... I'd rather peruse tha land of women and philander and romance women... to which i have hte luxury of doing because of experience and appeal/charisma/charm that took me over a decade to develops.



And props to the dude that flipped the George Michael sample for Thugga's MISS MARY. Great fukkinn toon breighs.



Anndddd... even though i'm doing better than i ever have... i miss the one that gave me everything when i took her for granted and shiited on her for nearly 5 years.



She gave me a chance to rekindle it butt i fukked it up... and now she's gone forever....





I love you miss mary.





And i'm fukkin sorry that i did all the thangs i deed.





Can't keep holding it in.. .cuz it hurts...




.

 

[Camammal]

*Diddy bops*

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Sober, this was pre planned. Our “others “ have kids so we knew we wouldn’t see them this holiday.

I didn’t know before hand that she was on her period.

Stayed over cause I wasn’t about to go back out into the brick ass cold and I wanted to spend time with our dogs .

Ended up drunk and high laying in her bed watching Greys Anatomy....

But she did feed the me and give drinks/dro , so not a lost night.