BREAKING: ROGER AILES IS DEAD!

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Statement from Elizabeth Ailes:

I am profoundly sad and heartbroken to report that my husband, Roger Ailes, passed away this morning. Roger was a loving husband to me, to his son Zachary, and a loyal friend to many. He was also a patriot, profoundly grateful to live in a country that gave him so much opportunity to work hard, to rise—and to give back. During a career that stretched over more than five decades, his work in entertainment, in politics, and in news affected the lives of many millions. And so even as we mourn his death, we celebrate his life...

ROGER AILES DEAD

 

[AndroidHero]

Wow.

 

[el_oh_el]

#2017yearOffukkery

 

[Jx2]

#2017yearOffukkery

 

[General Mills]

fukkery. So much fukkery. Im stuffed brehs

 

[CrownHeights]

It was George Soros he did it! Conspiracy!

 

[WaveMolecules]

too much winning right now


Hope he's burning in hell

 

[Idaeo]

 

[AndroidHero]

fukkery. So much fukkery. Im stuffed brehs

Why are you sad?

 

[acri1]

Low key, Trump is probably happy because it'll take attention away from his fukkery.

 

[Billy Ocean]

 

[General Mills]

Why are you sad?

Because iam stuffed with fukkery.. and the year is not even half over yet.

How will i fit more in?

 

[duckbutta]

This dude Ailes was like "It's starting to get a little difficult for old white men with unlimited resources to sexual harass women and do whatever fukk else we want. fukk it I'm out"

Ailes saw what is happening to Trump and was like "I might have to face the Feds in the second round. fukk this I think I will drop to the 5th seed and take my chances in a 7 game series against death in the first round."

Looks like he got swept though

 

[AndroidHero]

Someone should check on Bill O'Reilly.

 

[Geek Nasty]

That mofo knew something about Trump he wasn't supposed to