breaking shyt

[Ray Jesus]

what are your stories about breaking your moms lamps and other items she decorated the house with?? Or maybe you went to a friends house and broke some shyt and was like



one time i saw my friends house in the background of a crime stoppers video and the shyt just struck a nerve, I had the tv remote in my hand and just threw it across the room without thinking and smashed a decoration that was on a shelf. After it happened I was like So I cleaned it up real quick and put the shyt in the garbage and it was never noticed by anyone.




I got lucky brehs. What are your stories?

 

[IpushFatKids]

broke the kitchen cabinet last night by standing on it tryna reach the top shelf. i dint snap in half but the bolt thingy broke so stacked some cans tou hold it up.

 

[Token]

I broke so much shyt it's ridiculous....

-I stood up on the arm of a chair trying to put the star on the top of my christmas tree and it flipped over and broke a glass door connected to my fireplace...I sat in a corner crying until she got in there (I wasn't hurt, just scurred). She told me to stop doing stuff and be careful then went on to clean it up

-Another time me and some friends were play fighting in my dining room. One of these heffas took my moms glass doll (thinking it was plush) and broke it over this dudes back . We all stood there looking at each other like for about 10 minutes trying to figure out what to do. I eventually just cleaned that ish up, put it in a garbage bag on my back porch and put them out. My mom still thinks someone stole it

 

[Ray Jesus]

Another time me and some friends were play fighting in my dining room. One of these heffas took my moms glass doll (thinking it was plush) and broke it over this dudes back .

My mom still thinks someone stole it

u ever feel like telling her what really happened

 

[Token]

u ever feel like telling her what really happened

Nah...I'm in too deep.

 

[Metta World Movement]

.....let's just say my cousin STILL don't know what happened to his SNES console.....

I still feel kinda guilty about that shyt....

 

[colicolicoli]

So I don't know how old we were but me and my two girl cuzzos were just getting to that "boys are kinda cute " stage. Now next door to us were two boys who were a little older than us. One of them named Myles was fine as fukk, dark skinned, cute smile, funny and with the longest braids (this was when Lil Bow Wow was hot)

Now Myles stepped out the house and one of us saw him..so we all ran to the bedroom window to admire (stalk ) him. We're watching him talking about how we all want to braid his hair and giggling about how cute he is when my bedroom window collapses in itself. OMG OMG he turned and looked right at us and we ran into the living room crying about which one of us is gonna be the first to tell my mom about the window. My cuzzo T was like red as fukk crying and Nicole DEFINITELY wasn't about to take the fall.

So I go and take all the blame for the broken window. Top 5 ass whooping I ever got.

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