Breh brings rat into McDonalds... fukkery ensues

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This particular generation of kids will be defined by their insatiable clamoring for attention to the point of self-destruction. Validations from stangers is as important as the air that fills their lungs. I cant fathom being that desperate and pathetic for acknowledgment to do even 1/8 of the shyt they do to go viral.

Honestly dude needs to have his ass laid the fukk out. And the people around him were being just as extra. They seen him and knew what he was doing but still waited like they were on the edge of their seat watching Kobe hit a buzzer beater in the 4th quarter because they wanted any reason to act an ass and destroy property, leaping over garbage cans and standing on tables and shyt. It was a pet rat, not muthafukkin headcrabs or Resident evil lickers crawling around.
 

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nikka I would've stayed, I get stoned and watch animals videos while im eating pizza

long as that thing stay away from me im straight

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Lol they deserved it for eating that trash


No but they can learn to cook and eat good for a week off $10 of brown rice, lentils,beans, $2 of kale, a $3 pineapple and a $8 bag of leg quarters:camby:




OK. I'm all for evil and mischief but with a purpose and I dont understand this logic at all. If a female is on a first date, if she's a lady, she's not going to bring this new guy she just met to her home. Nor does she trust this new guy enough to go to his house. So they both decide Mcdonalds would be a cool first date. They both order the fruit & yogurt parfait with a side of Dasani water because its a small date and they just feeling each other out so they eating light. The guy is a gentleman so he suggests yogurt in case she's watching her weight. She agrees to it. Yet because you feel so entitled with your self centered agenda, you actually believe this date should be ruined with a gigantic rat running between their legs just because the newly couple decided to have a healthy snack at Mcdonalds on a first date. Seriously?

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OK. I'm all for evil and mischief but with a purpose and I dont understand this logic at all. If a female is on a first date, if she's a lady, she's not going to bring this new guy she just met to her home. Nor does she trust this new guy enough to go to his house. So they both decide Mcdonalds would be a cool first date. They both order the fruit & yogurt parfait with a side of Dasani water because its a small date and they just feeling each other out so they eating light. The guy is a gentleman so he suggests yogurt in case she's watching her weight. She agrees to it. Yet because you feel so entitled with your self centered agenda, you actually believe this date should be ruined with a gigantic rat running between their legs just because the newly couple decided to have a healthy snack at Mcdonalds on a first date. Seriously?

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:hhh: Bro if a chick goes on a first *date" to McDonalds she's a BUSSDOWN THOTIANA & I'm treating her to what she's worth. If someone drops a rat on the floor then I'm going to say something about not trusting food cooked by strangers and tell her we can stop by my crib and grab a bite to eat. Then I guarantee I'm going to smash within 30 minutes. However I'm a handsome ass nikka w/ green eyes so I get p*ssy thrown at me like I'm Chris brown:heh:
 

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:hhh: Bro if a chick goes on a first *date" to McDonalds she's a BUSSDOWN THOTIANA & I'm treating her to what she's worth. If someone drops a rat on the floor then I'm going to say something about not trusting food cooked by strangers and tell her we can stop by my crib and grab a bite to eat. Then I guarantee I'm going to smash within 30 minutes. However I'm a handsome ass nikka w/ green eyes so I get p*ssy thrown at me like I'm Chris brown:heh:



I said fruit and yogurt parfait and Dasani water. You cant cook those.


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you can tell who is from up north by these comments

if you really wanna cause supreme fukkery, he should have let a bird loose in there, nothing worse than a bird inside
 
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