Breh Gets Catfished by an IG Model :mjlol:

Roid Jones

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I’m confused. That ass looked better and more natural in real life. This fakkit crying cuz her cartoon proportions weren’t real? Then he spent $400 to top it off?

This is exactly why I watch crackhead porn. Cuz a bytch like this would be a dime to me. dikk would’ve been harder than Kevin Spacey at a boys volley ball game. Smh.

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I mean at least did he smash first?

I remembered I used to get Catfished all the fukking time on Black Planet and Myspace. All face pics...shyt was astounding :dwillhuh:.

It got to a point where my self dignity kicked in and I wouldn't even fukk. If I managed to see them before they saw me I would just drive pass them.

If they lying on they face put your dikk in they face
 

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:dame:I get it that he got catfished, but what is he really complaining about? Body still looking right. nikka can’t be from Harlem

Yeah I might’ve made her lay in the wet spot out of spite but she wouldn’t have left that hotel room with out some tender lovin.
 

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I’m confused. That ass looked better and more natural in real life. This fakkit crying cuz her cartoon proportions weren’t real? Then he spent $400 to top it off?

This is exactly why I watch crackhead porn. Cuz a bytch like this would be a dime to me. dikk would’ve been harder than Kevin Spacey at a boys volley ball game. Smh.


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Are black men not allowed to have preferences? :mjgrin:He likes cartoonish asses. She advertised a cartoonish ass. She didn't have one. He's upset he was deceived and wasted time and money. Was she still attractive? Yes, but He's not in the wrong for publicly calling out her false advertisements.

he should just pay for strippers he can preview the real proportions in person.
 

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Y’all can’t understand breh because he “hood rich” and having it his way out here meaning he can turn down p*ssy if it’s not up to his standards even if the bytch is “bad” as he know he can buy another bytch the same night..nikkas with money and having they way move like the prize lotta of nikkas can’t fathom that
 

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Even if this is real what’s wrong with him being upset

he thought he was getting one thing and got another.

He wants what he wants
 
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