Breh goes OFF in barbershop....

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My old barber would stop and have 15 min convos with me in the chair. I would be waiting and see the face of his client in the chair while he's in convo mode. So glad I changed my timeslot to early A.M. and got rid of him.
 

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He had the usual in there like he doesn’t get vaccinated
But some of the shyt he said was outrageous even by a conspiracy theorist’s standards
nikka told me that
- the migos are clones
- 99% of mass shootings are planned by the government/ Illuminati
- every major world power has a machine used to control weather, the US one is based in Alaska
I’m probably getting a new barber :patrice:
That nikka a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I’d get a new barber in case one day he just snaps. Can’t have a nikka like that with a razor and scissors near your dome
 

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:russ: You do be feeling like that sometimes but I take it all as a part of the barbershop experience:manny:
 

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Exact reason why I only go super early. I still stop by to fukk around some nights, but I'm not waiting 4 hours for a shape-up.
 

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That nikka a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I’d get a new barber in case one day he just snaps. Can’t have a nikka like that with a razor and scissors near your dome
I’m already knowing
Dude was pushing my line back anyway
 

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:russ: You do be feeling like that sometimes but I take it all as a part of the barbershop experience:manny:

I guess I miss out a lot because my personality is the type that demands great customer service and professionalism. As I get older, I just have no tolerance for anything less. Which is why I go to Dominican barbers cause if I had to deal with that shyt in a barbershop I would spazz out.

I didn’t know Jamaican barbers were delivering the same type of service you get at Jamaican restaurants.

I can’t fux with them at all. :hubie:
 
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