Breh Hops on a flight from Phoenix to DC and Handles Entitled CAC

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We're talking specifically about this situation. On an airplane. Who else would be PREPARED to exercise arrest authority an offender other than a fukking AIR MARSHAL. God damn ya'll are dumb.
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some yall slow af tonight man. How much preparation does it take for a regular ass police officer to arrest someone in the street? It takes 2 seconds to pull out handcuffs once a crime has been committed. Any federal agent can carry handcuffs on them.

Oh let me guess, he decided to put his handcuffs into his checked baggage before he got onto the plane right? breh you not using no common sense right now
 
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some yall nikkas are weird man. wtf would he put all his info on the Internet? want him to put his full name and badge number in the story too?:heh:


:mjlol: keyword here is Federal agent. as in the entire country is their territorial jurisdiction. It doesn't matter if it happened on a plane, train, or ya momma backyard. If you assault a federal agent anywhere in the United States that's a violation of federal law. They have the authority to arrest you.

I'm asking because you seem to know a lot.
 

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some yall slow af tonight man. How much preparation does it take for a regular ass police officer to arrest someone in the street? It takes 2 seconds to pull out handcuffs once a crime has been committed. Any federal agent can carry handcuffs on them.

Oh let me guess, he decided to put his handcuffs into his checked baggage before he got onto the plane right? breh you not using no common sense right now

Federal agents from any agency other than the Air Marshals are assigned seats that they can't change? You're stuck on stupid today, breh.
 

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Federal agents from any agency other than the Air Marshals are assigned seats that they can't change? You're stuck on stupid today, breh.
You clearly can't read either. The flight attendant could not make him switch his seat. Especially when the only reason was because Barbara bush wanted her little crumb snatcher to sit by her. How hard is that to understand?
 

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Why would she buy a first class ticket and assume her son was seated next to her?

How was she able to walk back and forth from first to regular during boarding?

Where was the son during this whole time?

Cool story though.
 

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Why would she buy a first class ticket and assume her son was seated next to her?

How was she able to walk back and forth from first to regular during boarding?

Where was the son during this whole time?

Cool story though.

She didn't, she was trying to game the system. I see white people pulling these scams all the time. Get a foot in the door, then take the TV. I watched a white woman a few months ago at the grocery store complaining about the price of something with a coupon after she paid up. Then, went back inthe aisles with her WHOLE CART to return one item. I knew she was going to load up then walk out like "I already paid" :mjgrin:
 
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