Breh in an 18 Wheeler Explains How to Launder Money and Buy Scat packs and Hellcats

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Bruh the thing is that interior is not just for the hellcat version of that car. It's the same trash that's in the regular chargers. And that wack ass screen is also in the challengers.

Y'all acting like there aren't other super cars in the same price range that actually look nice on the inside too.

There aren't. AMG start at $80k. BMW M5 start at $80k. You also don't get nowhere near the same power

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

It doesn't sound like he's teaching ppl how to scam moreso how to clean their dirty money to buy expensive cars.

You literally described a scam

 

[R=G]

You can customize them you know... from the seats, to the lining....

I knew what I would customize a charger to be..inside and out..lol

 

[L&HH]

You literally described a scam

I mean that's not a scam just money laundering. A scam imo would be stealing money from someone else.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I mean that's not a scam just money laundering. A scam imo would be stealing money from someone else.

I get what you saying, but a scam usually refers to any type of fraud. Theft or tricking people out of money are probably the most common, but it's mainly about the dishonesty.

 

[L&HH]

I get what you saying, but a scam usually refers to any type of fraud. Theft or tricking people out of money are probably the most common, but it's mainly about the dishonesty.

Ok you know what you right I guess technically this is scamming the dealership/IRS into thinking you have clean money but the thread title was a little misleading to me. I came in here thinking this was a lick to get a free car and it was exposing something in how Dodge sells cars or something but it's not.

 

[BaggerofTea]

The advice is solid but he needs to be careful because he's essentially telling folks they should launder money just to get these cars. Are the cars that serious?

If their activities are flagged, they will be doing fed time. Over buying a car.

Actually dude is right.

If you pay yourself regularly via the adp payroll service, and keep the money deposited under alert levels, I think under 10k. You won't get flagged for most financial transaction

 

[ORDER_66]

I knew what I would customize a charger to be..inside and out..lol

please elaborate

 

[frush11]

Breh, I'm a former auditor. If I see this money you paying yourself coming in from your "business", I'm going to want to see:

a) billable hours
b) services rendered
c) parties services rendered to
d) invoices
e) receipts

And I'm backtracking credits to your accounts to the corresponding invoices for services rendered and I'm verifying the third parties whom you performed services for. If I don't see any of that, I know there is some fukkery.

Same with the receipts. Backtracking debits from your account to the corresponding receipts for items you paid for, verifying those items exist, and verifying the third party with whom you entered into the transaction with.

If you gonna launder money you better be thorough with it. And the endgame shouldn't be simply to buy a car.

Damn, you ain't let no one slide

 

[Geek Nasty]

I hope they update the 2022 hellcat interior


EDIT:

Lots of US sportcars have trash interiors. I was window shopping for Vettes a while back, interior for the C6s looked like a mid-level Kia.

 

[sfgiants]

You really think you gone drive off the lot in a C8 for $70k?

And the Corvette ain't a family car

Uh, yes? The 2lt is ~68k the base is ~60k
And nobody was talking about family cars, the conversation was about the hellcat having the same dog shyt interior as a Chrysler 300 and how people should have higher standards for the design and materials inside their cars
If “performance” was all you care about any Asian ricer with a Honda can argue their car > hellcat



Look a Honda Accord beat a hellcat performance is all that matters right

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Anyone who argues that a 70k car “doesn’t need” a nice interior because “it’s about the performance”

200 less hp, better interior and beats the hellcat

Vette weighs less..

 

[Jblaze204]

technically he's right but if you get audited and are ask to produce business receipts/statements etc you are fukked. If you in the streets making a couple grand a week you definitely need to open up a real business and start cleaning money.

Spoiler

This just came to mind: In NYC you have hand car wash spots all around the hood. By where i live its mostly Dominicans. They operate from a van with a generator to power the wash hose. If i had to clean money it would be this. Restaurants and strip clubs take a lot of money to get off the ground.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

technically he's right but if you get audited and are ask to produce business receipts/statements etc you are fukked. If you in the streets making a couple grand a week you definitely need to open up a real business and start cleaning money.

Spoiler

This just came to mind: In NYC you have hand car wash spots all around the hood. By where i live its mostly Dominicans. They operate from a van with a generator to power the wash hose. If i had to clean money it would be this. Restaurants and strip clubs take a lot of money to get off the ground.

Open up some barbershops too