Breh in my Calculus class just got caught cheating smh lol

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i’d rather fail instead of cheat. at least if you fail and act sad or stressed you might get some sympathy. professors will look at you like :hhh: if you cheat and you won’t get shyt out of them
 

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I came to the conclusion that most humans cant do Calculus properly, without assistance. College students gotta have other subjects to worry about on top of jobs, so they cannot spend hours on top of hours on one Calculus problem.
 

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Lmao at cheating and leaving points on the board. That's pretty much admitting you don't believe the teacher would believe you are that smart. fukk that, straight 100's every time. And the dude from the original OP has a case if the teacher didn't catch him in the act of cheating. None of this shyt you learn in school matters much anyway. It's just a base, most jobs will train you for your position. 99% of people aren't doing Calculus as a part of their job duties.
 

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I remember in high school I take a pic of a whole page & go to the bathroom tryna get as many results for answers as I could without raising suspicion:mjlol:

Math always had me fukked up:mjcry:


Cheated on my end of the year exam senior year, if I didn't pass it I wouldn't be able to graduate

Failed the exam twice, the second to last day of school was the final chance, cheated and was out of HS :wow:
 

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Is calculus used in real life situations? Legitimately asking, I never had to take it. I always hated math and I had a major that didn't require high level math to graduate.
 

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I came to the conclusion that most humans cant do Calculus properly, without assistance. College students gotta have other subjects to worry about on top of jobs, so they cannot spend hours on top of hours on one Calculus problem.
"Calculus" like differentiation and integration is actually pretty easy. What kills most people is that their Algebra and Trigonometry is lacking especially in Calc 2 when you start doing Integration by parts, Trig substitutions, Partial Fractions , etc
 

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"Calculus" like differentiation and integration is actually pretty easy. What kills most people is that their Algebra and Trigonometry is lacking especially in Calc 2 when you start doing Integration by parts, Trig substitutions, Partial Fractions , etc

Talk That shyt Breh! :myman:
 
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i’d rather fail instead of cheat. at least if you fail and act sad or stressed you might get some sympathy. professors will look at you like :hhh: if you cheat and you won’t get shyt out of them
That's the worst life advice ever.

Life is about learning how to cheat and get away with it. Failing is not an option.
 

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I wrote down all the formulas small as fukk, took a picture of it, set the picture as the background on my apple watch face and kept checking the time during the test. Didn't get caught and skated by with a B. Meanwhile this dumb ass girl put her backpack on her desk and tried to use it to hide her phone while she googled the questions :smh: got busted and I never saw her again
 
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