Breh meets his online girlfriend of 4 years for the first time :lupe:

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Breh common sense will tell you 4 years with a girl that looks half decent js NOT holding out..look..with the amount of attention even UGLY hoes get on social media, aint no way shorty not getting ran thru..its like putting a fat kid in a room full of candy and tellin him not to touch anything for 4 years :mjlol:
I know attractive women who haven't had sex in years :lolbron:
And some who have been in LDR like the couple in the OP :hubie:
Your cynicism is disappointing.
 

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She literally looks like the cute average girl you’d have class with stop it.

Shorty represents how 65% of girls look. 20% ehhh 10% butt ugly 5% dimes

But I forgot it’s The coli so everyone is around dimes 24/7
:what:

shyt makes no sense. Never did i say im around dimes 24/7 but this bytch is not attractive at all. Yall either some ugly fukks or have horribly low standards. :dahell:
 

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:stopitslime: nah goofy, you know women that told YOU they aint had sex in years.. smh

believe thots, brehs..smartnup.
I've been around them for long enough :mjlol:
There are plenty of women looking like damn near incels these days :unimpressed:
p*ssy isn't the same blue-chip stock it once was breh :mjgrin:
 

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Just watched it again... I can’t believe breh waited 4 years to open his eyes to a living, breathing refrigerator. :scust:

Nah, his parent(s) failed him hard. He seems like the kind of socially awkward nerd that stays in Just Buggin Out with an anime avatar.

4 damn years? Not even a p*ssy pic in that whole time? Like @surf said, this will make me make sure I don’t raise a bytch ass son. You can tell this breh doesn’t have a social circle. If he did, they would’ve clowned him into not doing this.

Man, I have so much second hand embarrassment watching this. Be a father to Your child brehs.
 

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4 years :huhldup:

Can’t imagine the type of simpery he was displaying while she was exploring her options. :lolbron:

Well, the breh is doing better than I am. She is pretty attractive. :yeshrug:
 

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For y’all that are skeptical of whether she stayed faithful, I’ve noticed you aren’t asking the same question for the man, who I don’t think would’ve had any issues finding someone as well. Why is that :jbhmm:
 

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The thumb nail pretty much sums up black mens reactions when they think they came up on a so called exotical. She hasn't realized theres a market for her yet among nikkas as she obviously is a bubble of weirdo's. In 5 years or less,she will be working out,poking the ass out in pics trying to entice. Far cry from dressing like a peurtorican nazi:respect:
 
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