Brehettes reveal the truth about the lies they told men when they claimed they “fell asleep”
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This is how i know women ain't shiit.
First off. I ain't shiit. That's a given.
Just in my last trip alone in Puerto Vallarta, slept with a gal who was on a "friend's excursion" (she admitted her dude was at home, but wasn't happy - they are engaged).
Then the day before I leave, bumped into a woman at the hotel lounge with a couple i was hanging out with (she went down to grab a drink... i approached with zero hesitation. She later told the gal I was hanging out with that she was married and her husband was in the room taking care of the baby - she took off her ring and i had no idea til the next morning when my homegirl told me).
In vegas back in April, i approached a woman at a bar next to a concert stage, didn't fukk this one btw. But she standing in line by the stage and I thougth she was alone, chatted her up for a few minutes, told her she looked spactacular in that dress and eventually asked her to join my company (was there with my sister and her partner). After we sat down, a dude walks to the table and guess what? It's her fukkin' husband. The funny thing was, they were about to get divorced and this was their swan song trip (their final hurrah before severing ties from a matrimonial perspective). The whole night, she's flirting w/ me, hand on leg and laughing, etc. and he's trying to play it off like he doesn't care... but obviously, she was the one that initiated the divorce and that he still loves her (and you can tell because he wasn't happy about our excessive banter and her allocating her energy and focus to me). The next day, she asks me to come to a pool party with I felt guilty knowing homedude was prolly trying to win her back and here she goes, hitting my ass up to hang out. Not cool man.
But as the adage goes, "women ain't shiit".
You just gotta understand them. Know their psychology and emotional instability and that it can change at drop of a mountie hat. But at the end of the day, they're always looking to have fun. No matter their age, class, creed, background, income bracket, etc. I ain't got shiit but I'm all about a great time. It's all i can really offer (cuz it ain't my money, or lack, thereof. LOL).
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This!!!!!
But incels and dumb nikkas would rather be the lonely guy getting left on read and going to voicemail.
humminbird
Veteran
Come to think of it
I do remember women responding more when they into me. Even when I would drunk text them about burger king
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Genuinely think some of them are fantasy.
Anyways, some brehs are gonna look at, I fell asleep messages with a ton of side eye.
The few women that can actually sleep better get a good case of insomnia fast
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Lot of the shyt they posting is straight lies...you mean to tell me this hidden cabal of women who text they were sleep but they was really out here doing all this fukking and sucking 
bytch could just straight up not text back at all
bytch could just straight up not text back at all
humminbird
Veteran
They do it to keep the guy as a potential option. If you think she’s asleep it keeps her innocent in your mind.Lot of the shyt they posting is straight lies...you mean to tell me this hidden cabal of women who text they were sleep but they was really out here doing all this fukking and sucking
bytch could just straight up not text back at all
At least i guess that’s the play
Deep_Black_Conscious
Superstar
idk how people are getting married
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Well my whole thing is don't nobody "fall asleep"...bytch you "go to sleep"...sleep aint no shyt that you sitting around and watching a movie or a game and oops damn i "fell asleep" and now its 8 hours later...sleep is some shyt you say "i am tired let me lay down on this sofa or let me get in this bed and let me put the covers over my body and let me either turn off all the lights or put the tv on some shyt i don't really want to watch cause i don't want it to be a real distraction for my brain and let me close my eyes until i am sleep"
So anytime a woman EVER told me "oh I fell asleep" my response has always been along the lines of "bytch you lying but you aint got to i aint tripping on whatever you did that you don't want to tell me about it's your life not our life"
That "our life" always used to leave them
ORDER_66
I dont care anymore 2026
As the OGs used to tell us, "bytches ain't shyt"
I can't count the number of married broads I smashed as a young buck.
Here's a word of advice; if your wife's gone on a "seminar", "work trip", "girls trip" or any of that shyt, you sharing her 90% of the time.
I can't count the number of married broads I smashed as a young buck.
Here's a word of advice; if your wife's gone on a "seminar", "work trip", "girls trip" or any of that shyt, you sharing her 90% of the time.
Hacksaw Jim Thuggin
Superstar
no?
really?
no shyt they can....they can also have that broad post their story anonymously
these broads post straight porn on twitter but them posting a story is too much to believe?