Brehettes: What's Your Idea Of A Perfect Man?

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

tupac in a business suit. DUH.

 

[Gaara]

tupac in a business suit. DUH.

Necrophilia is illegal

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Necrophilia is illegal

 

[okra]

crazy girls got that good good

 

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How strong would your cooperative spirit be towards this Ideal man?

 

[Shadow King]

Derek luke single with no children with a PhD in planetary geology from Cal tech and a multi-billion dollar trust fund.

But at least

Christian
Faithful
Romantic
No kids
Wealthy and responsible with money
full head of hair
Nice body
Nice voice
gold tooth/ teeth
iq at least 2 standard deviations above the mean
Loves me and nice to me

@ gold tooth

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Dr. Narcisse in a business suit. DUH.

I guess I can make that happen.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I guess I can make that happen.

You already know

 

[Regine Hunter]

tall (at least be taller than me.)
bulky/or big in structure (i'm big myself, so..)
calm to offset my crazy
crazy to offset my calm
understands that i need me time (if he needs time to do him, or be with his people, that's cool with me)
conscious
funny
likes old school music and neosoul like i do


basically, just be like banner

 

[bcrusaderw]

Intelligence, (IQ in the 120-125 range)
Integrity
Honesty
Loyalty
Drive
Meek
Kind
Attractive
Funny

 

[Vice Queen]

Don't be real crazy
Respect your moms
Have some money coming in legally
Have some friends and a life outside of our relationship
Know how to dress for the occasion
Be okay chilling at home
Have some cooking skills
No jealousy
Sense of humor
Enjoys sex (but that's a duh)
Know how to talk about a wide range of stuff

 

[Kitsch]

 

[Amphibious]

crazy girls got that good good

That's the frog you're speaking to

This thread is a joke, a bunch of bytches who can't get dikk talkin about the narrowest standards for men

 

[Jimi Swagger]

Derek luke single with no children with a PhD in planetary geology from Cal tech and a multi-billion dollar trust fund.

But at least

Christian
Faithful
Romantic
No kids
Wealthy and responsible with money
full head of hair
Nice body
Nice voice
gold tooth/ teeth
iq at least 2 standard deviations above the mean
Loves me and nice to me

Godspeed with that request if you are dating anyone over 24.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

That's the frog you're speaking to

This thread is a joke, a bunch of bytches who can't get dikk talkin about the narrowest standards for men

Pretty much. Every list thrown up in this thread has pretty much described a basic guy. Must of the responses in this thread are describing the basic simp

Uuuuuh,

Not crazy
Gives me space
Respects me
Cute
Tall(er) than me
descent income
Nice