Brehitto Is A Very Very Lucky Man

[Serious]

wow unreal

 

[King_Kamala61]

That man better go home and pray to God

No. He should thankful he has a very good crush tested car and is only 5ft 2 and 96 lbs

 

[Heafcliffe]

Got out like he was impatiently waiting for an Uber...checking his phone & shyt

 

[Uchiha God]

Was he trying to do the fast and furious thing of driving underneath a truck?

 

[CopiousX]

God wasn’t driving the 18 wheeler breh

I'm sorry, I missed the part of this story where our omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent god had magically lost his powers and had his godly will and overpowered by a random trucker.




Perhaps we should all be praying to that trucker who has more control of the universe than its own creator.

 

[Womb Raider]

I'm sorry, I missed the part of this story where our omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent god had magically lost his powers and had his godly will and overpowered by a random trucker.




Perhaps we should all be praying to that trucker who has more control of the universe than its own creator.

All I’m saying is there’s a bigger possibility that Jesus took the wheel

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Your fat ass won't fit in that lil ass car.


Good thing your man titties can act as extra air bags.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Not sure why y’all surprised about that. It’s probably 6 other Mexicans in that car