Snitches get stitches and #p*ssy whipped gang is 4 bytchesYou guys think I should call the cops on his/her ass.
Brehs, A Dog Almost Killed Me Today
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Should have just brought him a piece of meat. The dog probably would have been your buff.
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
So I have been having this beef with a dog on my weekly running route for weeks now
I usually have my head phones in, oblivious to anything except cars when I hit an intersection. I live in a suburban area. I usually run on the sidewalks.
It started when I was running on the sidewalk and this big behemoth of a German Shepard popped his paws on the fence with his head sticking out looking like thisand barked loud as shyt
Gave me a heart attack, I am not afraid of dogs but it was just a surprise. So I just moved my ass across the street and continued running.
He did this again two weeks in a row.
So to avoid any shyt, I started running on the opposite side of the street.
This muhfukker noticed that I have alternated my running pattern and every time I start running on his block he starts barking loud as shyt, trying to get me shook. running back and forth around the fence peeking his head out and barking.. I think that nikka is a racist dog.
I was having a bad week last week and I got mad when I saw this nikka acting a fool
So I began trolling his ass and slapped his fence when I ran passed his territory , trying to show this nikka who is dominate.
I did it successfully . This nikka was just lookin at meand I was like
So I go running today, and this nikka was ready for my ass. I run across on the opposite side of the street, wanting no problems.
and this nikka saw me and literally jumped the fence on some The Sandlot shyt.
I stoppedcouldn't believe what I was seeing.... He was coming fast. I was like
and then I was like
and I booked it. Ran into someones yard and jumped mad fences onto other people's yards. Heart beating out of my chest
Thinking this will be a fukked up way to die
.
I didn't even notice this nikka stopped chasing me.
Right now I'm jus glad to be alive, I am switching up my running route .... that nikka got it.
and
What the fukk is wrong with this dog's owner, having this nikka off his leash, knowing that fence won't hold his big ass back. What happens if I was a little kid walking home from school,
You guys think I should call the cops on his/her ass.
Naw...He just had to showed you who run that block
Get Down or Lay Down.....
Catset dont have these problems
Never seen this thread before but this is exactly what I did
I'm tired fukk ass dog owners letting them loose at the park like there won't be any consequences
Flip the bird to Deebo brehs:
Catset dont have these problems
While it was op that almost got his ass ate
Tomorrow it could be you....
Then youll see the error of your ways
give a dog a piece of bologna and they will be your best friend forever. Thats how i dealt with a dog that chased me once. I came back the next day, and gave him a piece offering. Never bothered me again.
OneManGang
Veteran
The problem was that he flipped the dog the bird. That was the problem. He went to far.
OP was clearly violating that dogs space. Dog actually could have got him during their first encounter but chose to be mercifulWhile it was op that almost got his ass ate
Tomorrow it could be you....
Then youll see the error of your ways
. I use to have a German Shepherd so I know.
Ezekiel 25:17
Veteran
If ever there were racist dogs they'd be German Shepherds.. I never thought about it before, maybe that's why they roll with police
Aw hell naw. My folks had 3 German Shepherds, the best dogs you could ever have.
Meanwhile Rottweilers and Pitts killing kids and they ownersYou talking about a racist dog bring up The Blood Hound, but German Shepherds are the GOATs
