Brehs, A Dog Almost Killed Me Today

[acri1]

This is one of the few situations that justifies snitching - I'd hate for a kid to get got by that dog.

Report his ass.

 

[gho3st]

powerful story

today am walking to my car after working talkin on my cell all of sudden i look up at there is big ass 120lbs + rottweiler just standing on the corner like

i stopped and was like at first, cause i own a semi big pitbull but rottweilers aint nothing to fukk with , so i crossed the street and had to take a two block detour cause of it like bytch

when i get to my car and drive by white dude opens the door to his place like three blocks down and calls the dam dog and he runs inside

i seen this shyt before next door neighbors , white folks, got two rotts they just let them lose to pee every morning and evening since they was pups

they have to be like 7 months old now, which for most dogs is still pups but for rotts there walkin round like brown polar bears, anyways a couple of weeks ago am in my living room and just hear some deep as barking i look outside to see what the deal is i see this



lil fat 5 year old indian (Pocahontas) peddling for his life with the on

i ran outside and called them dam dogs off

@Ronnie Lott sup with white folks let them big ass dogs run around like that

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I've developped a sixth sense for spotting dogs walking with their owner when i'm walking on the sidewalk. I'll stop midway and cross the street to get on the other side of the road with the quickness.

I had to learn the hard way not to trust them dogs walking their owners. They'll act like they don't see you and the moment you get near they'll jump on yo ass

 

[Brandeezy]

Me and my cousins played this stupid game with a Golden Retriever where we would jump over the fence and run around for 30 secs without getting bit As soon as my ass jumped over the dog booked it for me I jumped over that fence so fast I did a flip and landed on my face I fukked my arms up too. It was one of these fences too

 

[Klyk21]

Right now I'm jus glad to be alive , I am switching up my running route .... that nikka got it.

The way you said it made it the whole story better! Like you obviously ain't about that trolling dogs life and he ain't playing no games with cho human ass

 

[itsyoung!!]

this is too close to home

theres always stray pitbulls where I live and I go running every morning at 7 am for a few miles around

just 3 days ago there was 2 stray pitbulls eatin some damn mcdonalds in the middle of the street and ran up on me but just to sniff me and see what I was bout, on the outside I was while I kept walkin but on the inside I was

 

[TheBlue Meanie]

You slapped that damn fence and thought you had him. You thinking he's submitting by not getting violatle at that point in time when in reality, he was

on some "So that's how it's gon' be."


When he conjured up every muscle and fiber in his being to leap that fence and locked eyes with you, the only thing he was thinking was

Now that you've ran, he knows he's the alpha male. You didn't get away because you outran him, you got away because he let you. Good call on changing that route, because you're food if you go back.

that would be crazy if the Dog was actually thinking like that.

 

[Klyk21]

You slapped that damn fence and thought you had him. You thinking he's submitting by not getting violatle at that point in time when in reality, he was

on some "So that's how it's gon' be."


When he conjured up every muscle and fiber in his being to leap that fence and locked eyes with you, the only thing he was thinking was

Now that you've ran, he knows he's the alpha male. You didn't get away because you outran him, you got away because he let you. Good call on changing that route, because you're food if you go back.

I was thinking about this shyt earlier at work.....that first gif was used fukking perfectly! Had me dying even today

 

[Atlrocafella]

So I have been having this beef with a dog on my weekly running route for weeks now

I usually have my head phones in, oblivious to anything except cars when I hit an intersection. I live in a suburban area. I usually run on the sidewalks.

It started when I was running on the sidewalk and this big behemoth of a German Shepard popped his paws on the fence with his head sticking out looking like this

and barked loud as shyt


Gave me a heart attack, I am not afraid of dogs but it was just a surprise. So I just moved my ass across the street and continued running.

He did this again two week in a row.

So to avoid any shyt, I started running on the opposite side of the street.

This muhfukker noticed that I have alternated my running pattern and every time I start running on his block he starts barking loud as shyt, trying to get me shook. running back and forth around the fence peeking his head out and barking.

. I think that nikka is a racist dog.



I was having a bad week last week and I got mad when I saw this nikka acting a fool

So I began trolling his ass and slapped his fence when I ran passed his territory , trying to show this nikka who is dominate

.

I did it successfully . This nikka was just lookin at me and I was like


So I go running today, and this nikka was ready for my ass. I run across on the opposite side of the street, wanting no problems.

and this nikka saw me and literally jumped the fence on some The Sandlot shyt.

I stopped couldn't believe what I was seeing.... He was coming fast. I was like and then I was like and I booked it. Ran into someones yard and jumped mad fences onto other people's yards. Heart beating out of my chest Thinking this will be a fukked up way to die.


I didn't even notice this nikka stopped chasing me.

Right now I'm jus glad to be alive , I am switching up my running route .... that nikka got it.

and

What the fukk is wrong with this dog's owner, having this nikka off his leash, knowing that fence won't hold his big ass back. What happens if I was a little kid walking home from school,

You guys think I should call the cops on his/her ass.

This was a good ass story

 

[sfgiants]

reminds me of one time this stupid dog charged me and my german shepherd puppy while we were on a walk
it was fight or flight at that point... i ended up matt pratering that piece of shyt into a parked car

 

[AJtheOne]

that story was hilarious @gangreen

 

[Wildin]

Hahaha I remember my boy got attacked by a dog. The dog had its jaw locked on my boys shorts. My boy tried to ignore it, he dragged the dog for a good 2 houses in the middle of the street, the dog would bark, then grab his shorts and growl. The neighbors on both sides of the street were standing on their porches smirkin and shyt.

My nikka had enough and came down on the nikkas snout...i dont ever wanna hear the noise the dog made ever again. but all of a sudden like 4 different neighbors wanna run out and start talkin shyt.

There's more to the story, but fukk dogs and everybody who loves'em

 

[SumBlackguyz]

He smelled trannies on you and did the right thing trying to eradicate the source

 

[KeysT]

Great story OP... I was once chased by a rott when I was like in 6th grade on my way to school. I dropped my backpack and everything trying to lighten my load

 

[Broad Street Bully]

this was one of the first threads i read on this jawn, shyt had me ROLLIN dog

 

[catskill247]

I'm not in an area where their are alot of dogs but if I was and was feeling threatened best believe I'm dropping some rat poisons or chocolate in the area for the dogs to snack on.