Brehs and Brehettes, Lets Talk Your First Spliff.

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I'm pretty sure I was in 9th grade. I was talking to this sophomore who I was spitting the illest game to. I was literally going to sleep at night thinking about how to spit game to her.

So one day, we started talking about weed, and I didn't wanna sound like some wack nikka because she was "older" than me. (LOL SHE WAS 15) , and she said she wanted to smoke so bad. So I lied to seem cool and said that I always smoked, and I had access to bud. So she took me up on it. And she said she wanted to go in late to school high with me. And I was like :takedat:

But the truth was , I didn't have any budman, and didn't know how to roll weed :noah:

But I was on a mission for some head so I figured it out. I was living in Brownsville at the time and I knew this nikka named _____. He was crip and was always smoking. And he kinda looked at me like the lil homie. So I explained to him the situation, and he gave me a small nug. Like a dimepiece of bud and I was on. :salute:

I paid this bum 2 dollars to go inside the store to get me MAD rollup. Like 2 dutches and a pack of swishers. Just because I knew I would fukk up before I rolled it right.

So I waited until my mom went to sleep, and I went into the staircase with all the rollup and tried to roll this spliff, but it was so hard :noah: Nothing was sticking the right way. But I got it eventually, (IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL, DONT fukk WITH A DUTCH, SWISHERS ARE EASIER)

So I woke up the next morning hype as fukk, but nervous as fukk because I had to play it off like I knew how to smoke. And the blunt was nasty looking :russ: THat shyt looked like a retarded twig.

But I called her and said I was ready, and she gave me her address and I went to her house. And we ended up smoking. What I didn't know was that my mans gave me OD SUPER SCRONG SOUR. I would have preferred mids for my first time, but he gave me some real shyt :mjlol:

We finished the spliff and this bytch looked like something out of the Walking Dead, high as shyt. I went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and I was like ":lolbron: OH shyt nikka YOU HIGH OH shyt BREH, YOU THE MAN BOY YOU THE MAN :lolbron:" talking to myself and shyt.

I went back outside and this bytch was literally having a thumb war with herself :what:

I sat back on the couch, caught some ill head while watching smallville, and found out that bustin a nut while you high is the realest thing ever :blessed:

Went to school around 5th period and told all the homies :manny:

And that was it.
 
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