onelastdeath
Banned
I'm pretty sure I was in 9th grade. I was talking to this sophomore who I was spitting the illest game to. I was literally going to sleep at night thinking about how to spit game to her.
So one day, we started talking about weed, and I didn't wanna sound like some wack nikka because she was "older" than me. (LOL SHE WAS 15) , and she said she wanted to smoke so bad. So I lied to seem cool and said that I always smoked, and I had access to bud. So she took me up on it. And she said she wanted to go in late to school high with me. And I was like
But the truth was , I didn't have any budman, and didn't know how to roll weed
But I was on a mission for some head so I figured it out. I was living in Brownsville at the time and I knew this nikka named _____. He was crip and was always smoking. And he kinda looked at me like the lil homie. So I explained to him the situation, and he gave me a small nug. Like a dimepiece of bud and I was on.
I paid this bum 2 dollars to go inside the store to get me MAD rollup. Like 2 dutches and a pack of swishers. Just because I knew I would fukk up before I rolled it right.
So I waited until my mom went to sleep, and I went into the staircase with all the rollup and tried to roll this spliff, but it was so hard Nothing was sticking the right way. But I got it eventually, (IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL, DONT fukk WITH A DUTCH, SWISHERS ARE EASIER)
So I woke up the next morning hype as fukk, but nervous as fukk because I had to play it off like I knew how to smoke. And the blunt was nasty looking
THat shyt looked like a retarded twig.
But I called her and said I was ready, and she gave me her address and I went to her house. And we ended up smoking. What I didn't know was that my mans gave me OD SUPER SCRONG SOUR. I would have preferred mids for my first time, but he gave me some real shyt
We finished the spliff and this bytch looked like something out of the Walking Dead, high as shyt. I went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and I was like "
OH shyt nikka YOU HIGH OH shyt BREH, YOU THE MAN BOY YOU THE MAN " talking to myself and shyt.
I went back outside and this bytch was literally having a thumb war with herself
I sat back on the couch, caught some ill head while watching smallville, and found out that bustin a nut while you high is the realest thing ever
Went to school around 5th period and told all the homies
And that was it.
So one day, we started talking about weed, and I didn't wanna sound like some wack nikka because she was "older" than me. (LOL SHE WAS 15) , and she said she wanted to smoke so bad. So I lied to seem cool and said that I always smoked, and I had access to bud. So she took me up on it. And she said she wanted to go in late to school high with me. And I was like
But the truth was , I didn't have any budman, and didn't know how to roll weed
But I was on a mission for some head so I figured it out. I was living in Brownsville at the time and I knew this nikka named _____. He was crip and was always smoking. And he kinda looked at me like the lil homie. So I explained to him the situation, and he gave me a small nug. Like a dimepiece of bud and I was on.
I paid this bum 2 dollars to go inside the store to get me MAD rollup. Like 2 dutches and a pack of swishers. Just because I knew I would fukk up before I rolled it right.
So I waited until my mom went to sleep, and I went into the staircase with all the rollup and tried to roll this spliff, but it was so hard
Nothing was sticking the right way. But I got it eventually, (IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL, DONT fukk WITH A DUTCH, SWISHERS ARE EASIER)So I woke up the next morning hype as fukk, but nervous as fukk because I had to play it off like I knew how to smoke. And the blunt was nasty looking
THat shyt looked like a retarded twig. But I called her and said I was ready, and she gave me her address and I went to her house. And we ended up smoking. What I didn't know was that my mans gave me OD SUPER SCRONG SOUR. I would have preferred mids for my first time, but he gave me some real shyt
We finished the spliff and this bytch looked like something out of the Walking Dead, high as shyt. I went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and I was like "
OH shyt nikka YOU HIGH OH shyt BREH, YOU THE MAN BOY YOU THE MAN " talking to myself and shyt. I went back outside and this bytch was literally having a thumb war with herself
I sat back on the couch, caught some ill head while watching smallville, and found out that bustin a nut while you high is the realest thing ever
Went to school around 5th period and told all the homies
And that was it.
