Can y'all imagine just how
it'd be to be fukking a girl... and then her senior citizen man comes home, and pulls out a sword on you?
This is one of the biggest reasons why I respect R. Kelly: he helped modernize and re-introduce the Isley Brothers to a new a generation. The R. Kelly/Ronald Isley collaborations are classics.
Still, R. Kelly always ended up with Mr. Biggs' woman even after the beatdowns from Mr. Biggs' henchman, swords drawn, and if I'm not mistaken wasn't Kells dropped off in a desert? If that wasn't enough, he cheated on Mr. Biggs' god daughter in this song:

at the drama. Mini-movies, stage plays, etc. could've been made out of the R. Kelly/Ronald Isley collaborations.