Brehs, have you ever been a munch? *Slowly raises hand*

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OP this you?
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I mean a few times back in my degenerate days I matched with some chicks on Tinder and just straight up said "I'm just trying to eat ya p*ssy from the back tonight" :yeshrug:


I had a few takers. However it always ended up with fukking. So I guess you could say I offered (and would have been okay) to be a munch, but once things got going, they got going :mjlit:
 

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So you go through the process of piecing together information that builds a logical conclusion which narrows your pool of suspects to who you are going to tongue rassle their love box without recompense?

Be a Detective Munch brehs?
:mjtf:





(RIP to the legend tho :wow:)
 

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Happened to me twice
Once it was some random girl I met on the partyline and I went over her mom crib while her mom was away. She finessed me for the munch and I didn't think it was worth it to press for more since she could easily spun it to something sus given the circumstances
Second time it was a chick i knew and I basically ate p*ssy so my friend would have somewhere to live for the weekend :snoop:
 

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Hell nah, breh. I thought we were supposed to all be on the same page that licking your woman down is foreplay for sex that's happening in the immediate future. :gucci:

Shouldn't be any situation where the box is just free roaming like a motherfukker, and you have any article of clothing off other than shoes, make contact, and DON'T fukk.

Wait, are there brehs eating p*ssy while they're fully clothed? I feel like I'm discovering a whole new avenue of sexual disappointment that I never knew existed before.
 

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I'd rather steal from my mommas purse and go pay for puccy. No fvcking way :gucci:
 
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