Brehs...... Have you ever "faked it"

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

I been doing this for years... Chicks be thinking I'm on some Superman shyt giving them 4-5 rounds...but it sucks...very rarely can I bust with a condom on..soooo I just get tired of the nonsense and fake it This condom life sucks...

They think they cooch is flames cause I'm faking it 6 minutes in... hitting them them with the Jim Jones growl ad-lib then the
..."damn shorty I ain't know it was like that!!!!"
Then 5-10 minutes later im like aight let's go again


20-25 minutes of work... FAKE IT AGAIN.... Still gotta sell the dream... So now I'm chilling for like a good 30-45 minutes looking thru her fridge n all.... Balls is HURTIN


.....shorty you ready for round 3??

Her:

My balls

My ego:


Sadly I gotta go home and finish the job myself


Condom life ain't shyt



Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode... "You know when it's been enough already and I wanna get some sleep"

 

[King Poetic]

Can't fake nothing when u only last 20 pumps

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Lmao sometimes breh sometimes...

 

[Henri Christophe]

Never used a condom before...... never had to fake it...... once I start fukking.... I have to finish or else I'm upset lol

 

[Spatial Paradox]

Yeah, I've done this before, though usually not in round 1. But sometimes that orgasm just won't happen for round 2 or 3 and it gets to a point I know it won't, so I'll fake it

Honestly though, women tapping out on me has been a bigger issue for me. I empathize with people whose partner doesn't get them off

 

[IWunD3r]

how do a man fake buss a nut?

this what happens when daddy or no male father figures are around. nikka was around momma gossipin too many times, about her fakin gettin hers. now nikka doing the same

 

[Henri Christophe]

how do a man fake buss a nut?

this what happens when daddy or no male father figures are around. nikka was around momma gossipin too many times, about her fakin gettin hers. now nikka doing the same

 

[MaxPain]

Sounds like u got delayed ejaculation.

Quit beating your shyt

 

[hayesc0]

I use to fake it if the p*ssy trash I can't bust in a condom. You gotta stop jacking off and you should be good.

 

[ba'al]

how do a man fake buss a nut?

I'd bust mutliple nuts not just one and before I bust their a prenut idk how to explain it but I think that's what op is talking about in the op.

 

[Wildin]

Im not trying to be that coli nikka, but I don't understand. What are you faking?

A female may have to fake moan to convince a guy that she's having a good time, or even pretend to have an orgasm and tap out because she's not wet and you're not doing anything for her.

As a man you should be in command of the situation. If you want to stop, you stop. If you want to change positions you change positions.

I've gotten weak head before and she was like you like it?

it's cool, move over ima put it in.

The only couple of times I was hitting some wack, I just finished her off and pulled out and put my boxers back on, wasn't nothin to fake about. There was never no strange conversation "did you finish" they probably assumed I did, just like most broads would assume most men would.

To fake it as a man makes it sound like you got to moan and gyrate like you've ejaculated or something.

 

[Carlton Banks]

If I been beating my meat too much I have this problem as well. Faked it plenty of times. It honestly depends on how attracted I am to the chick.

 

[killacal]

nikkas will blame anything and everything but the loose walls they are in

 

[Peter Parker]

This chick was jerking me off and I was bored and about to go soft so I just pretended like I was gonna cum so she'd stop, that's about as close as I've come

 

[Wildin]

shyt reminds me of George @01:39