theres a difference between a nikka not nuttin, and a nikka faking a nut.
Brehs...... Have you ever "faked it"
- Thread starter Moesha’s Overbearing Dad
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Ive found it takes me forever to bust if the p*ssys wack, im drunk or zooted. I dont even fake i either stop and sleep or roll out 
Also
@ this thread. You asking other men how they nut?
Also
@ this thread. You asking other men how they nut?
Lol sure but faking a nut is usually the result of not being able to nut.
NoChillJones
Banned
I been doing this for years... Chicks be thinking I'm on some Superman shyt giving them 4-5 rounds...but it sucks...very rarely can I bust with a condom on..soooo I just get tired of the nonsense and fake it This condom life sucks...
They think they cooch is flames cause I'm faking it 6 minutes in... hitting them them with the Jim Jones growl ad-lib then the
..."damn shorty I ain't know it was like that!!!!"
Then 5-10 minutes later im like aight let's go again
20-25 minutes of work... FAKE IT AGAIN.... Still gotta sell the dream... So now I'm chilling for like a good 30-45 minutes looking thru her fridge n all.... Balls is HURTIN
.....shorty you ready for round 3??
Her:
My balls
My ego:
Sadly I gotta go home and finish the job myself
Condom life ain't shyt
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode... "You know when it's been enough already and I wanna get some sleep"
Fake it......I was thinking.......how.........Then I remembered you nikkas still wear condoms..........but no.....I haven't
Yes. Sex was awful. Thought about the X-Files until I went flaccid, said I can't keep up.
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
when i'm too drunk to bust yes
Moesha’s Overbearing Dad
Go to your room Miles
Very rarely can I bust in a condom
So instead of pumping all damn night... I gotta wrap this shyt up
But you take that condom off... Put the clock on they ass....I chew they ass right on up
So instead of pumping all damn night... I gotta wrap this shyt up
But you take that condom off... Put the clock on they ass....I chew they ass right on up
Im not trying to be that coli nikka, but I don't understand. What are you faking?
A female may have to fake moan to convince a guy that she's having a good time, or even pretend to have an orgasm and tap out because she's not wet and you're not doing anything for her.
As a man you should be in command of the situation. If you want to stop, you stop. If you want to change positions you change positions.
I've gotten weak head before and she was likeyou like it?
it's cool, move over ima put it in.
The only couple of times I was hitting some wack, I just finished her off and pulled out and put my boxers back on, wasn't nothin to fake about. There was never no strange conversation "did you finish" they probably assumed I did, just like most broads would assume most men would.
To fake it as a man makes it sound like you got to moan and gyrate like you've ejaculated or something.
Basically this.
In the rare occasion when I cant bust and I'm getting tired or bored I just pull out and chill.
Faked it once with this older fwb i used to mess with. I couldnt nut that night even if you paid me to. The pros of it all, was that i was hitting it like a seasoned porn star, with no timeouts in sight. Then i start getting tired, and faked the, about to cum antics. Pulled out, and she hit me with the, , cause she didnt notice alot of anything. I just told her i jacked off before i came over so i would last longer. She believed me, and well..thats all that matters
, cause she didnt notice alot of anything. I just told her i jacked off before i came over so i would last longer. She believed me, and well..thats all that matters
Moesha’s Overbearing Dad
Go to your room Miles
I guess the only downside is that these ladies be thinking I'm some type of super hero....
This one bird was like "my ex husband only used to last 5 minutes...I'm not used to this".... She was cooking dinner for me... She had like a brand new car next year model car she was telling me I could drive it and was bout to give me a house key.... Then one time I slide in without the hat on some drunk shyt and gave her the same shyt her ex husband gave her
This one bird was like "my ex husband only used to last 5 minutes...I'm not used to this".... She was cooking dinner for me... She had like a brand new car next year model car she was telling me I could drive it and was bout to give me a house key.... Then one time I slide in without the hat on some drunk shyt and gave her the same shyt her ex husband gave her
how do u fake a nut with no actual ejaculation? you either nuttin or u not.
women moan and squirm and gyrate and fake the shyt, is that what's nikkas are doing?
i understand if a nikka didn't ejaculate and keep it pushing ... but to squirm, and moan
i even seen a poster say he fake ejaculated with a bytch even after the fact he couldn't get his shyt up. nikkas are ejaculating without getting hard???
FukyourFort
All Star
it takes me a while in a condom so i have done it. Women i have been with felt insecure that i wasn't finishing fast so to make them feel better i faked it.