Brehs, How Do I Start A Casting Couch?

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Boom:

- get some office space.
- get a couch. Two couches if you really wanna sell the idea that you doin' it big.
- buy a fern for your office and a desk. I can't stress these enough.
- advertise on craigslist that you are looking for "actresses" and/or "models".
Put flyers up on the bulletin boards at colleges and churches as well...and put how much
they "MAY" or "POSSIBLY" earn. That will see who's really 'bout it 'bout it.


Allegedly.
@ churches :mjlol:
 

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Well probably about 6 or 7 years ago one of my friends would act like he was some agent and had bullshyt scripts he got from some people he knew that work on horrible b movies and he would advertise in l.a. weekly about needing actresses and he ended up fukking at least 10 out of the 30 or more chicks looking to get into the movie business.

I thought he was bullshytting till I saw a couple of those vids...

These new chicks who come to l.a. are so dumb it's ridiculous... plus those white college girls from like ucla and usc will give it quick also, but they want paid..

Out of town hoes are the easiest
 

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You serious right? :russ:

You and @malcolmxxx_45 should do business together. If u want to start your own porno production you need to fellow @streethoodworld style, you need money, hoes that's willing to do it for the rite price, etc. I know some brethren down in NYC that shoot their mini porn production down in Brooklyn in his apartment. Not sure if he stills shoot.

You won't have any problems with the money since you're in the cert squad.
 

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Well probably about 6 or 7 years ago one of my friends would act like he was some agent and had bullshyt scripts he got from some people he knew that work on horrible b movies and he would advertise in l.a. weekly about needing actresses and he ended up fukking at least 10 out of the 30 or more chicks looking to get into the movie business.

I thought he was bullshytting till I saw a couple of those vids...

These new chicks who come to l.a. are so dumb it's ridiculous... plus those white college girls from like ucla and usc will give it quick also, but they want paid..

Out of town hoes are the easiest
nikka outchea with the sharknado scripts :bryan:
 

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Well probably about 6 or 7 years ago one of my friends would act like he was some agent and had bullshyt scripts he got from some people he knew that work on horrible b movies and he would advertise in l.a. weekly about needing actresses and he ended up fukking at least 10 out of the 30 or more chicks looking to get into the movie business.

I thought he was bullshytting till I saw a couple of those vids...

These new chicks who come to l.a. are so dumb it's ridiculous... plus those white college girls from like ucla and usc will give it quick also, but they want paid..

Out of town hoes are the easiest


That's even a BETTER idea! :ohhh:

That's fukked up, but pum pum is pum pum. Can't believe they actual believe that shyt... :russ:

Now you giving coli yutes some ideas. :lolbron:
 

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All u have to do is advertise on a popular ad site chicks go to...say u looking for female talent 21 to 30 to star in a new movie with possible filming relocation in Jamaica, L.A., new york, however the role might require some nc 17 so only serious candidates should inquire about the position....

Then get a bullshyt script online
 

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All u have to do is advertise on a popular ad site chicks go to...say u looking for female talent 21 to 30 to star in a new movie with possible filming relocation in Jamaica, L.A., new york, however the role might require some nc 17 so only serious candidates should inquire about the position....

Then get a bullshyt script online
I wasn't even serious, but im going to try this later :bryan:
 

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@ churches :mjlol:

That's real talk, doe.

- they got a million flyers on them church boards - they don't have time to check all of 'em.
- you know how many freaks be at church, my boh??
- some people check the church boards every time they go in lookin' for a come-up. You put an amount on there, and they'll see that.


EDIT - ALLEGEDLY.
 
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