Brehs I been at this shyt for about 20 minutes. What the fukk is the point of this?

[flea]

This shyt doesn't even tell u when to stop peeling

 

[dtownreppin214]

haze da gawd.

 

[shmoney]

 

[At30wecashout]

You outcho cotdamned mine doing that.

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

 

[aaaaaaa]

You need to get yourself a Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

Just look at the reviews!

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray. At long last there is a saliva-free way of slicing bananas. Thank you Hutzler!

Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Man you aren't supposed to use a veggie peeler to peel a banana! Just pull the damn peel. It ain't like a cucumber or squash or something. I almost never cook so how is it I know this and you don't?

 

[Jazzy B.]

 

[krackdagawd]

No way this dude is Dominican

 

[flea]

Man you aren't supposed to use a veggie peeler to peel a banana! Just pull the damn peel. It ain't like a cucumber or squash or something. I almost never cook so how is it I know this and you don't?

your sig has me fukking crying right now

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

your sig has me fukking crying right now

BIG POPPA PUMP PULLS NO PUNCHES ON THE MIKE! All the wrestler aliases in tsc post in character like that. You gotta see them and the Kevin Nash one as well. My personal favorites.

 

[flea]

No way this dude is Dominican

Mamaguevaso