Brehs I done fukked up at work.

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Well she got tossed to the bushes. Just got in this morning and had the lawyer present and HR saw him and :merchant:but i let them know my intention was only to cover myself as i had personal info on my phone. Her excuse for looking through my phone was she was looking for my contact number cause she thought i had left for the day :stopitslime:. Now just gotta butter up them 2 hoes that mad at me. :lolbron:Was trying to put in work on them cause they hoes.
 

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Well she got tossed to the bushes. Just got in this morning and had the lawyer present and HR saw him and :merchant:but i let them know my intention was only to cover myself as i had personal info on my phone. Her excuse for looking through my phone was she was looking for my contact number cause she thought i had left for the day :stopitslime:. Now just gotta butter up them 2 hoes that mad at me. :lolbron:Was trying to put in work on them cause they hoes.
Uh... you're on the radar. Might want to start looking for a new place to post on The Coli from...
 

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Well she got tossed to the bushes. Just got in this morning and had the lawyer present and HR saw him and :merchant:but i let them know my intention was only to cover myself as i had personal info on my phone. Her excuse for looking through my phone was she was looking for my contact number cause she thought i had left for the day :stopitslime:. Now just gotta butter up them 2 hoes that mad at me. :lolbron:Was trying to put in work on them cause they hoes.


You better stay on your toes.
 

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Well she got tossed to the bushes. Just got in this morning and had the lawyer present and HR saw him and :merchant:but i let them know my intention was only to cover myself as i had personal info on my phone. Her excuse for looking through my phone was she was looking for my contact number cause she thought i had left for the day :stopitslime:. Now just gotta butter up them 2 hoes that mad at me. :lolbron:Was trying to put in work on them cause they hoes.

More details please :leon:

What sort of ratchet filled office is this though? :pachaha:
 

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This coulda been some classic coli material, but the break up in story telling does not grab me.

#1 write a compelling title - check
#2 write a :ohhh::ohhh: filled back story - fail
#3 write the potential lead up to the firing of snoop :lolbron: - win
#4 throw in hoes and they mad with no back story again :upsetfavre: - fail

#5 you lost us breh
 

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you need to keep the death grip on your phone at ALL times or at the least put a passcode on that motherfukker.

if you have an iPhone, the SECOND you notice it's missing and in "danger" log onto iCloud.com and KILL THAT MOTHERfukkER with the quickness. after that you can always get another phone and your shyt should be backed on in the cloud/on your personal machine at home anyway
 

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Left phone in drawer in my office went to take a leak 5 mins tops. Come back a few mins later i got some broads i work with talking about how im talking shyt bout them in texts with other coworkers and blah blah blah. Then one sends me screen shots she got. I hit her with then :ufdup: tell me who it was or im dropping your name off at HR right now. She gave the name up. Took screen shots of coli,txts,emails. All personal no IG no open public shyt like FB which can get you fired.



On this right now. Just fired off email to HR, Boss, Campus PD (said it was a break in since it was in my drawer) Getting PO report. But wondering if i should hand out a lesson to the snooper instead... :demonic:
First off you're a bytch ass nikka for being a male and engaging in workplace gossip.
 

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you need to keep the death grip on your phone at ALL times or at the least put a passcode on that motherfukker.

if you have an iPhone, the SECOND you notice it's missing and in "danger" log onto iCloud.com and KILL THAT MOTHERfukkER with the quickness. after that you can always get another phone and your shyt should be backed on in the cloud/on your personal machine at home anyway


Or how about you keep dumb personal shyt that will get you fired or in trouble on your phone:heh:
 
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Or how about you keep dumb personal shyt that will get you fired or in trouble :heh:

rule #1 is dont shyt where you eat. There's enough outside of work p*ssy that you shouldn't even have to look for bytches at work. Flirting (to a degree) is one thing, but pursing ass at work (actively) is a bad look even if you semi-care about the job you're at.

nothing super wrong with keeping wild shyt on your phone but at some point, you'd wanna move all of those pics, vids, etc to a thumb drive/hard drive that no one knows about
 
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