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Have fun with the colonoscopy breh. Hopefully they can knock you out and you won't feel a thing.
 

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If your shyt is black and tarry, go to the doc asap, you have intestinal bleeding. If it's not like that, you're probably good and just need to adjust your diet
Nah, my shyt ain't tarry nor black... though you may need a gas mask to use the bathroom after me. I think I'm gonna lay off the diary for a bit.
 

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Use a plunger b. My cousin did it and now he good.
 

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Have fun with the colonoscopy breh. Hopefully they can knock you out and you won't feel a thing.
Don't tell him that.

Then he won't go.

And we can't make fun of him for being fingered like a schoolgirl at a dance because he may have the cancer.

Yeah true. Ooops. most people can be knocked out though, so he should be all good. (I was just one of the unfortunate ones though, so I'm a bit bitter).
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Don't tell him that.

Then he won't go.

And we can't make fun of him for being fingered like a schoolgirl at a dance because he may have the cancer.
Getting your prostate checked isn't that bad. I had it done recently cuz of some bladder issues. It's just um...awkward.
 

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Just ask for it.
Full disclosure. They can't knock you out if you are on certain meds (anxiety meds in particular).

I gotta keep it real with him.

Still without being knocked out, it's only like 5 minutes of pain. It's well worth it, especially if you think you have cancer.
 

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Full disclosure. They can't knock you out if you are on certain meds (anxiety meds in particular).

I gotta keep it real with him.

Still without being knocked out, it's only like 5 minutes of pain. It's well worth it, especially if you think you have cancer.

Yeah.

I wouldn't risk the cancer thing.

You're going to catch an exam in your middle age anyway.
 

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Drink warm water to get your body temperature back to normal.
 

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Put your colon in rice for a few hours, it should be better afterwards. Saw it on YouTube trust me
Someone explain this "put it in rice" thing for me. I've been seeing it a lot lately.
 
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