My penmanship when I try to sharpie newly burnt DVDs
shyt looks like I tried to forge an excuse note from my moms in grade school
So I wasn't the only one brazen enough to try this
I did that shyt in 2nd grade. I was in my room copying my mom's signature from a check like

, "Yeah, dat bytch won't even know the difference tomorrow". Needless to say, I got jammed up between my ma and my teacher asking me,

"Did you really sign this?", knowing damn well they knew the answer. I maintained my innocence and lied on a friend from the neighborhood that went to a different school

. They knew I was lying, but
I would pay money to see how flabby that detention slip forgery looks now that I'm an adult
