Brehs, i'd fukk a bear UP.

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was trying to think of the best way to fight a bear, hand to hand combat :jbhmm:
my initial strategy of kicking the balls, chest/ribs, gouging the eyes, and booping the nose was right :gladbron:
lateral moves via the usual kickboxing stance. i think i stand a chance. :smugbiden:
 

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Go for it OP. Let’s set up a private live stream too. I know people that pay good money for this kind of snuff stuff.
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Unless you've seen a adult bear in real life you have no idea how little of a chance you stand against one of them without a samurai sword or high caliber firearm. :francis:

I had to experience of running into a full adult black bear rummaging through neighborhood trash bins at 3am in the morning and it changed my thought process about our place on the food chain. And that was a black bear God help you if you run across a mean grizzly
 

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As long as you had a small knife and could get on its back (easy) you got this.



Bunch of stories like this

Don't believe the "bbbbut it was a juvenile bear" brehs that are gonna come in here

You got this breh
 

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It’s important you stand tall. The rules to this are fairly simple.

Step-1 - Look the bear in the eyes and immediately start uttering complete gibberish.

Step-2 -!Take off your shoes. Remove the shoe laces.

Step-3 - Then jump on the bears back. And start riding it like a donkey. By doing this, you just made him your b1tch.

Step-4 - It will be confused for a few seconds. And it will vigorously shake its body as a desperate effort to regain his pride. But you must remain steadfast and not let go.

Step-5 - Now, tie both shoe laces together to make a longer rope. Then wrap it around the bears neck. And strangle it till it dies.

Step-6 - Receive your accolades from your new fans, with humility.

- note, most amateurs will be dead during step 2. But worry not. They are not you.
 

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Show up in a JBO breh costume and that bear running with his a$$hole tucked
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