was trying to think of the best way to fight a bear, hand to hand combat
my initial strategy of kicking the balls, chest/ribs, gouging the eyes, and booping the nose was right
lateral moves via the usual kickboxing stance. i think i stand a chance.
Brehs, i'd fukk a bear UP.
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was trying to think of the best way to fight a bear, hand to hand combat
my initial strategy of kicking the balls, chest/ribs, gouging the eyes, and booping the nose was right
lateral moves via the usual kickboxing stance. i think i stand a chance.
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Just tell the bear you're a colibreh and it will run screaming.
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was trying to think of the best way to fight a bear, hand to hand combat
my initial strategy of kicking the balls, chest/ribs, gouging the eyes, and booping the nose was right
lateral moves via the usual kickboxing stance. i think i stand a chance.
A chance to win a Darwin Award
yea right. that would probably get me killed wit the quickness.
If you ever see me fightin in da forest With a grizzly bear.......HELP DA BEAR!!!
Elim Garak
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Colibrehs are world renowned for the ability to make any animal prey. The bear will know this and respond accordingly by running.
Go for it OP. Let’s set up a private live stream too. I know people that pay good money for this kind of snuff stuff.
look at that pathetic cac. don't put me in the same category as himGo for it OP. Let’s set up a private live stream too. I know people that pay good money for this kind ofsnuffstuff.
can't even fight a duck sized bear. fukk that cac
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NOPE
What a fukkin waste of talent.
Unless you've seen a adult bear in real life you have no idea how little of a chance you stand against one of them without a samurai sword or high caliber firearm. 
I had to experience of running into a full adult black bear rummaging through neighborhood trash bins at 3am in the morning and it changed my thought process about our place on the food chain. And that was a black bear God help you if you run across a mean grizzly
I had to experience of running into a full adult black bear rummaging through neighborhood trash bins at 3am in the morning and it changed my thought process about our place on the food chain. And that was a black bear God help you if you run across a mean grizzly
look at that pathetic cac. don't put me in the same category as him
can't even fight a duck sized bear. fukk that cac
Would you rather fight 1 duck the size of a bear or 50 duck sized bears
As long as you had a small knife and could get on its back (easy) you got this.
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metro.co.uk
Bunch of stories like this
Don't believe the "bbbbut it was a juvenile bear" brehs that are gonna come in here
You got this breh
The Legend of a Wyoming Man Who Killed a Bear with His Teeth
Some are quick to call this story a hoax, but it is too intriguing not to tell. Did C. Dale Petersen kill a bear with his hands and teeth?
Shepherd kills bear with his bare hands
A shepherd allegedly killed a brown bear with his bare hands when it charged him as he tended his flock.
metro.co.uk
Bunch of stories like this
Don't believe the "bbbbut it was a juvenile bear" brehs that are gonna come in here
You got this breh
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How many bears to take down Brock Lesnar
It’s important you stand tall. The rules to this are fairly simple.
Step-1 - Look the bear in the eyes and immediately start uttering complete gibberish.
Step-2 -!Take off your shoes. Remove the shoe laces.
Step-3 - Then jump on the bears back. And start riding it like a donkey. By doing this, you just made him your b1tch.
Step-4 - It will be confused for a few seconds. And it will vigorously shake its body as a desperate effort to regain his pride. But you must remain steadfast and not let go.
Step-5 - Now, tie both shoe laces together to make a longer rope. Then wrap it around the bears neck. And strangle it till it dies.
Step-6 - Receive your accolades from your new fans, with humility.
- note, most amateurs will be dead during step 2. But worry not. They are not you.
Step-1 - Look the bear in the eyes and immediately start uttering complete gibberish.
Step-2 -!Take off your shoes. Remove the shoe laces.
Step-3 - Then jump on the bears back. And start riding it like a donkey. By doing this, you just made him your b1tch.
Step-4 - It will be confused for a few seconds. And it will vigorously shake its body as a desperate effort to regain his pride. But you must remain steadfast and not let go.
Step-5 - Now, tie both shoe laces together to make a longer rope. Then wrap it around the bears neck. And strangle it till it dies.
Step-6 - Receive your accolades from your new fans, with humility.
- note, most amateurs will be dead during step 2. But worry not. They are not you.
Show up in a JBO breh costume and that bear running with his a$$hole tucked
