Drink a 4loko at the bus stop
4 the culture
4 the culture
Brehs I’m at another UCLA party
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Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
I’m normally a tank idk how I got drunk. I’m the breh that could drink half a pint of jack and still walk straight. Yall hit me with some simple dance moves while I’m riding this bus. I needa prep for tomorrow
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Thanks bruh. I’m cool with the cac that throws the parties and he knows I’m an SMC student, idk why thecoli haters on my ass like I’m the only poser. What you recdomend for the dance moves? I got the jaden smith playbook already but need some more.Stay woke
Rice'N Beckford
**King of ADOS**
Op you too p*ssy, shy, and inexperienced to be calling women hoes
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
I know. I came to thecoli to learn more about women but after tonight it seems I’ve outgrown y’all. Women were lobbing themself at me and I didn’t know how to act so I do gotta work on the shy part.
For the most part I’ve outgrown y’all. It is what it is
. I’m definitely not letting y’all tell me how to get women anymore y’all don’t know shyt. I feel like ole boi in the last dragon. I’m the master lol
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Low End Derrick
Veteran
another pathological liar on the coli
ya hate to see it
ya hate to see it
Coli brehs, let's build each other up in 2020 instead of tearing each other down.
Good job getting out there, breh. Get some phone numbers, make some friends, meet hoes through those friends.
Speak up and make yourself heard. Being soft spoken turns women off.
Don't let anyone cokk block you. There are slightly different strategies to get around it depending on who is blocking you.
Try to stay off the phone while you're at a party, unless it's to exchange phone numbers or add a bytch on social media
Good job getting out there, breh. Get some phone numbers, make some friends, meet hoes through those friends.
Speak up and make yourself heard. Being soft spoken turns women off.
Don't let anyone cokk block you. There are slightly different strategies to get around it depending on who is blocking you.
Try to stay off the phone while you're at a party, unless it's to exchange phone numbers or add a bytch on social media
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
I dropped a pic of me a th the party. Y’all pathetic asf tbh. Y’all slanging dikk to Mia Khalifa on screen and mad I’m doing real shyt. I really have outgrown thecoli. Y’all can’t be this miserable bruh, this my 2nd night having a nightlife lol.
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Bruh finally one supportive person. How tf these clowns think I’m lying? Who tf would lie about this shyt? Nonetheless I liked the atmosphere at these parties, I’m as introverted as they come but made some guy friends there and some potential women. The brehettes were after me too which was different than when I’m at my community college. Yeah I’m pretty sure I was just cockblocked cuz that pawg was probably drink asf like I was. No big deal I’m going out again tomorrow night as a reward for finishing my business plan. And the white boi that runs the parties just put me onto 2 tomorrow, I’m getting in free
just needa learn some simple dance moves for any vibe.
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Breh got any tips on dance moves? Idk how to dance and the UCLA women were doing those white people jumping up and down shyt.. I’m going tomorrow it’s my redemption.
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Yeah I hopped on the phone out of intial nerves and shyness. But I turned it off and partied and made my rounds until the cops came.
LOL!!!