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Shoot the Club up ft. Juicy J & Nicki Minaj
A Song about making love to a prostitute and also ejaculating inside her...while juicy j prefers to only ejaculate in her mouth
 

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***snorts 32.8 seconds**

I get around




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"Halftime" - a song about switchin like a fakket... wait :dwillhuh::snoop:

Oh you wanna play this game :mjpls:

Let's spar intellectually :shaq:

Sunshine - A song about meeting a girl in a club and falling in love straight away, simping about her being the love of his life and acting like a little bytch when approaching said woman.
 

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Oh you wanna play this game :mjpls:

Let's spar intellectually :shaq:

Sunshine - A song about meeting a girl in a club and falling in love straight away, simping about her being the love of his life and acting like a little bytch when approaching said woman.
except the girl is hip hop...

"Nas is Coming" - a song about a dictators love for tortilla chips and melted processed queso :mjpls:
 

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Shook Ones, where Drake is torn on making it rain right then & there on the stripper with the best booty skills in KOD or showing her world and how to behave.
 

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except the girl is hip hop...

"Nas is Coming" - a song about a dictators love for tortilla chips and melted processed queso :mjpls:

Oh my bad I thought we were shamelessly trolling :stopitslime:

Kick Push - A song about skateboarding, being bad at it and running away from your problems with women when manning up would have been easier.
 
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One Mic - Reimagined as a song about how Maliah was on fire so he she should work tonight

Second Childhood- Drake waxes nostalgic about his time filming Degrassi from The Wheelchair's perspective


Shook Ones Pt. 2- Drake croons over a haunting 40 produced melody about the ups and downs of the butterflies swirling in his stomach as he debates on whether or not to ask Nicki Minaj out for ice cream

Verbal Intercourse (featuring Birdman & Lil Wayne)- Self Explanatory :lolbron:


T.R.O.Y. (The Right Of Youth)- Drake explains his life's philosophy over a soft 40 beat in which he tearfully explains that growing up in an upper crest neighborhood in Toronto was tough on him because he never quite managed to get his hands on a coveted tuna bagel


This Can't Be Life ( featuring Machine Gun Kelley and Yelawolf) Drake sings about catching his first STD and the heartbreak it caused him

B.I.B.L.E ( Bad Italian bytches Love Everybody) Drake goes bonkers over this Just Blaze produced banger with hard hitting lyrics such as "No new friends but I never said nothin about the hoes/ switch em up every 24 hours faster than a change of clothes/ wave goodbye with a lollipop in my mouth as I leave baby girl contemplating her inner sorrow/ A lesson taught by Drizzy today will surely do her better come tomorrow"/ Andre 3000 pops up in an uncredited 16 bar cameo rapping about love, honesty, and spaceships
 

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Oh my bad I thought we were shamelessly trolling :stopitslime:

Kick Push - A song about skateboarding, being bad at it and running away from your problems with women when manning up would have been easier.
"daughters" - a song about your seed gettin ran through by endless nikkaz and postin condoms on instagram :lolbron:
 

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Oh you wanna play this game :mjpls:

Let's spar intellectually :shaq:

Sunshine - A song about meeting a girl in a club and falling in love straight away, simping about her being the love of his life and acting like a little bytch when approaching said woman.
B-b-b-bu-but



Nasir Da Gawd the GOAT & Wasalu is the billy GOAT :lupe:
 
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