Brehs, knowing what we know now, would you still holla at Solange?

[Don Jay]

My mind says " Nooooo!!!! Run nikka..."

But my dikk and my wallet says " Why not?".

 

[YaBoy]

My mind says " Nooooo!!!! Run nikka..."

But my dikk and my pocketbook says " Why not?".

You got a pocketbook nikka?

 

[Don Jay]

You got a pocketbook nikka?

Yea, I made a mistake on the wording... Man enough to admit it though. I'll take that L for the day

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

You got a pocketbook nikka?

It's a man bag

 

[Steezy]

It's a man bag

 

[duckbutta]

I'd get at her...but I like my chicks odd, and I find Solange to be a very fascinating person...

Forever stuck in that little sister role...the other Knowles sister...where she comes off as a genuine complicated fun to be around person and is always getting ridiculed in the media for something ...and Beyonce acts like a fukking machine and is adorned by women for it...

I'd be scared to have sex with Beyonce...if for no other reason a simple minded nikka like myself would not be able to figure out which one of her robotics parts I was supposed to stick my dikk in...I'd fukk around and stick it in her amorlous robine port when I was supposed to stick it in her DNA transfer station port and get my meat mangled up...

 

[Beerus]

Yes and I'd still piss her off for the fukk off it cuz I love spitfire types

She asks me no ice in her drink when we leaving the joint.
nikka ima get a drink with ice
my god the possibilities

 

[Taadow]

No.

 

[Nintendough]

I don't play saved games, especially off a used, scratched disk that will end up harming my system.

 

[jackswstd]

Yes and I'd still piss her off for the fukk off it cuz I love spitfire types

She asks me no ice in her drink when we leaving the joint.
nikka ima get a drink with ice
my god the possibilities

 

[#1 pick]

Let's say you were in an airport, you get to your gate and sit down to wait. Afterwards u notice Solange across from you, you double glance and she smiles. You make light conversation to avoid any awkwardness, and a few mins later she says, "Hey you're cute...here's my #, let's hang out sometime. I'll fly to where you live...."

She's lookin like this...

You know she's a millionaire, her whole fam are millionaires, you get a rub elbows with Beyonce, Jay, etc.



But you ALSO know if you tell her one thing and don't deliver, you got a crazy attack ass whoopin coming soon as she see's you




Do you turn her down her advances?

My ex was exactly like Solange, even similar looks, taller, and cuter. fukk no! Can't fix crazy.

 

[Will Ross]

I don't get all the Solange hate. Nobody knows why she did what she did.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Ummm, we know she attacked Jay Z in an elevator for no apparent physical reason.

What else needs to be known?

I don't know why these dudes keep acting like her behavior was normal. I don't know if it says more about their upbringing or how fukked up this country is

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I would for one reason, I ain't jay-z. I'll put hands on a bytch no problem. I'm not gonna grab your foot and be like chill. I will closed hand a bytch with the quickness.

nikkas like me don't gotta worry bout a broad trying to touch me. I have no issues with murder. My house is sitting on a couple acres of wooded land. You think them dogs ever gonna find your body

 

[AllHolosEve]

Ummm, we know she attacked Jay Z in an elevator for no apparent physical reason.
What else needs to be known?

breh i dont know what her reason for attackin jay was & i dont really care, yes id still holla at her....

I would for one reason, I ain't jay-z. I'll put hands on a bytch no problem. I'm not gonna grab your foot and be like chill. I will closed hand a bytch with the quickness. nikkas like me don't gotta worry bout a broad trying to touch me....

this.... bodyguard woulda had to stop me from chokin her ass out...