brehs lets talk cologne game

[Why-Fi]

dolce & gabbana the one gold edp intense - sample. this shyt is playing a lot of opposite extremes at the same time. it dries like a wild ass freak off that devolves into a political debate. smells good af tho. way too strong for me but i think its cool that its doing all that 8/10

 

[Why-Fi]

jean paul gaultier le male le parfum - sample. crazy. i have several other samples to try but i cant imagine any scent topping this. i keep picking up the strip with this on it between other stuff. even resprayed it. fatal flaw is it fades too fast but this scent is crazy, strong 10/10

banana republic M, slate, and wildblue - all copped at the same time in 2013. M: I dont know if cologne can spoil but if it can, this did 1/10. slate: is ok 6/10. wildblue: it takes a while for the alcohol smell to fade but when it does this smells great. best way i can describe it is sporty flowers. left field, if theyre still making i hope they didnt change this scent. smells like it should be popular 9/10

dolce & gabbana light blue - sample. nah. it has some staying power tho 3/10

 

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SOTD - M.Micallef - GnTonic (2023)

This was a hype beast when it came out, everyone reviewer was giving them love.

I think big homie @Remote also said it was nice.

So on the strength of that, I copped.

Nice little summer scent - definitely reminiscent of Gin and Tonic.

 

[Why-Fi]

valentino uomo born in roma - sample. its too strong for me but i dont care. its fresh, sweet, spicy with some baby powder, smells great. kind of on the safe side too. id love to be remembered by this smell. ive already decided to pick this up first out of everything 10/10

carolina herrera bad boy cobalt elixir - sample. i like it but it smells like candy or kool aid or.... not my thing but it smells ok 6/10

mm replica jazz, acqua di gio elixir - samples. i see a lot of praise for these so i dont want be insulting if i havent already. but both very wrong for me 2/10

ralph lauren polo 67 - way too strong and way too safe and the scent isnt changing at all over time 4/10

 

[Why-Fi]

joop nightflight - bought it from burlington for like $20 in 2018. never liked it. it smells like invasive weeds, stale pennies, and electricity with sugar on it. look at the ebay prices now tho. im scalping this shyt if it hits the thousands 2/10

 

[Why-Fi]

i think im too old for the polo scents