I couldn't be a YouTuber.
The dumbest things annoy me.
You know how YouTubers will end a video like "I'll see to guys in the next video"
Yeah no. You won't. We see YOU in the next video. You don't see me. Why do you say this dumb shyt? I would never end my videos that way.
I'd sabotage my own channel.
This is mostly what it would be like:
I'm just a random idiot on the Internet. Why are you listening to ME about fragrances? Do I really look like I'm swimming in p*ssy just because I wore Sauvage Elixir? This shirt cost $32. From Banana Republic Factory. I'm only here to talk shyt and shatter your dreams. Welcome viewers...you know why you don't get compliments on your fragrances? Because you need to go to the gym. Hoes don't care if you smell nice if you look like 250lbs of chewed bubble gum. Mancera Red Tobacco has beast mode longevity? The only one who is gonna smell that is you, and your pizza delivery guy because you never leave the house.
...my YouTube career would last 4 days.
I'm trying to be a better person but making content would bring out the worst in my personality.