Brehs of the Coli who actually get p*ssy

[QuavoFlow]

Shout out to the scumbags. I tried smashing cousins, I couldn't even try sisters.

shyt i had an ex with a thick ass cousin
but her boyfriend was a big brolic ex con nikka

 

[VegasCAC]

i remember when i first got the whip how much more i was finessing hoes

and they keyed ya whip breh

i was smashing my girlfriends younger sister

she found out after we broke up

and showed up to my house wit 2 nikkaz tryna fight me

but she came on the wrong day cuz i was wit the squad 6 deep

Once I was fukking this dudes girl and he popped up on me while I was with her

Breh we were waiting to get Starbucks (you know I'm white lmao) cause we'd cop some and then fukk in my whip. This dude came outta NOWHERE like fukking Brian Dawkins and shoved me in the back hard as a motherfukker

Hit the ground, put popped back up in a fluid motion and he grabbed the girl and ran out the place

Went to the whip to grab my strap and chase his Usain Bolt runnin-ass () to his car but decided against it and called my boys up. We were outside the place mobbin 10 deep waiting scarin the shyt out of all the white people

He never showed despite me texting and calling her like 20 times to tell him to come back

 

[QuavoFlow]

Once I was fukking this dudes girl and he popped up on me while I was with her

Breh we were waiting to get Starbucks (you know I'm white lmao) cause we'd cop some and then fukk in my whip. This dude came outta NOWHERE like fukking Brian Dawkins and shoved me in the back hard as a motherfukker

Hit the ground, put popped back up in a fluid motion and he grabbed the girl and ran out the place

Went to the whip to grab my strap and chase his Usain Bolt runnin-ass () to his car but decided against it and called my boys up. We were outside the place mobbin 10 deep waiting scarin the shyt out of all the white people

He never showed despite me texting and calling her like 20 times to tell him to come back

in 10th grade i fought a nikka after he found at i smashed his girlfriend
he got his ass beat and lost his chick


also when i went to pick up my girlfriend younger sister one day,

these young ass bangers from the school walk up on me in the parking lot talmbout who tf is you blood?

i flashed the heat and said none of yo damn business little nikka

never seen nikkaz so shook in my life

and when i asked her bout them nikkaz when she got in the car it turned out one of em was her ex boyfriend

 

[VegasCAC]

How the hell is Strawberrys struggle twerking thread featured and this one isn't

 

[GoPro]

Had this whole post typed out to lie, but fukk it, I only got one smash sister right now. Shes in my same situation. focusing on herself and not looking for a relationship. I think shes working over some simp cause shes always in her phone and I seen dudes name, but that ain't my problem. .

Im off the roster wave. too much of a headache having multiple chicks text you all day and getting mad when you dont respond.

 

[VegasCAC]

Had this whole post typed out to lie, but fukk it, I only got one smash sister right now. Shes in my same situation. focusing on herself and not looking for a relationship. I think shes working over some simp cause shes always in her phone and I seen dudes name, but that ain't my problem. .

Im off the roster wave. too much of a headache having multiple chicks text you all day and getting mad when you dont respond.

You just reminded me I gotta respond to these hoes

 

[QuavoFlow]

You just reminded me I gotta respond to these hoes

 

[GoPro]

You just reminded me I gotta respond to these hoes

you good. Its a young man's game. my thumbs couldnt handle it anymore.

 

[Silkk]

I make 24 on the 24th of this month and as of now I got a franchise player, and fukk hoes on the side from time to time:web2:. I done slowed down cuz a good amount of people I knew from freshman year on up at LSU have caught herp , the clap, or HIV. nikkas my height (6'3) and weighing 230 and now weighing 160, shyt aint no joke. Not to mention a bytch tried to set me up to catch that shyt cuz my main beat her ass in the club years ago, but she didnt know I knew that she had it so I exposed her to black AND white lsu, so that was a wakeup call (this same girl infected several nikkas i know).But I digress.

 

[Raheem95]

i need new hoes

gotta do some team rebuilding.

 

[Ohene]

Once I was fukking this dudes girl and he popped up on me while I was with her

Breh we were waiting to get Starbucks (you know I'm white lmao) cause we'd cop some and then fukk in my whip. This dude came outta NOWHERE like fukking Brian Dawkins and shoved me in the back hard as a motherfukker

Hit the ground, put popped back up in a fluid motion and he grabbed the girl and ran out the place

Went to the whip to grab my strap and chase his Usain Bolt runnin-ass () to his car but decided against it and called my boys up. We were outside the place mobbin 10 deep waiting scarin the shyt out of all the white people

He never showed despite me texting and calling her like 20 times to tell him to come back

 

[VegasCAC]

#byrdgang

 

[DrexlersFade]

I got my in house my main piece!

A 47 cougar big booty big tittied religous nut but she a freak and loves anything!

Then I got a 35 year old superfukking freak who take dikk in all three holes likes being watched she just a fukking slut so I'm ok for now but I'm always looking for more employees

 

[QueenSheba]

I hope y'all dikks fall off.

 

[Music Fiend]

I'm down to zero on the roster right now. Got 2 prospects I met this weekend.

Ish is hella exhausting, at this point I'm just looking for a good chick to cuff up for at least awhile.

Chick I met yesterday is a skinny-ish white chick, she had a nice lil bubble. Honestly tho, she comes off kinda dingy and it puts me off. My homie with me got her friend whos a personal trainer, couldn't see the body under the jackets until we got some food and she took it off much later. Needless to say i was kinda salty. she took off the jacket and the homie just looked at me like


Chick from Friday was cute as hell tho. Had kissing on me in the first 30 minutes of meeting her. Only thing that put me off was towards the end of the night she started tryna fight my homegirl who was with us. Like legit taking off earrings, handing her bag away to friends.