Breh's Really Out Here Pimpin'

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I need to get into pimpin.

Im married, but fukk it, im tryna feed my fam. This 9 to 5 aint cuttin it.


I figure I get me some fat white girls that specialize in head. 50 dollar flat rate. Them hoes get 25% (im generous)


Get me a couple motel rooms from the red dots and im makin money hand over puss
 

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I need to get into pimpin.

Im married, but fukk it, im tryna feed my fam. This 9 to 5 aint cuttin it.


I figure I get me some fat white girls that specialize in head. 50 dollar flat rate. Them hoes get 25% (im generous)


Get me a couple motel rooms from the red dots and im makin money hand over puss
Good luck with that, fam. :lolbron:
 

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Your cousins are on that gorilla shyt.

I've seen a ho get punched so hard in the face, the area between her top lip and nose got ripped away.You could see straight through to her gums and teeth like Two Face
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Real talk dog,I been doin the family (and the side piece) thing for a minute, gave up my wild days yrs ago so when I saw the shyt up close I was :merchant:.......then the buzz set in I was:shaq:

They were coked up (pimp policy) and offered to break me off with one for free because I'm fam and ain seen them in yrs but I was like:whoa: the bytch just got done takin it from both ends bent over the couch , shawty was fukkED UP

I'm like for 1. I don't do coc no more (I'm lyin I did a bump wit em)

2. For all I know this lil bytch a 17 yr old runaway

3. I'm supposed to be a positive influence on you lil nikkaz , if auntie find out I got high and ran a train on a ho wit y'all it's a wrap

4. If the bytch overdose I'm an accessory

5. IT'S THANKSGIVING WTF?!!:mindblown:


They both collectively looked at me with:ufdup::flabbynsick::camby:
 
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Out here in my damn drawls
I Might have to open shop in atlantic city :whew:

I wouldn't mind pimping..I actually would do it..but I'm sorta a square..not a total square..but still..I'll fight a nikka..I'm used to these streets ,.but I'm not some gangsta ass nikka..if I was pimping some nikka would prob knock my hoes..or I can't be walking around these east Oakland streets at midnight trying to watch my hoes cuz most likely I'll get robbed out here..

I need to get into pimpin.

Im married, but fukk it, im tryna feed my fam. This 9 to 5 aint cuttin it.


I figure I get me some fat white girls that specialize in head. 50 dollar flat rate. Them hoes get 25% (im generous)


Get me a couple motel rooms from the red dots and im makin money hand over puss


Don't get "knocked" like Filmore Slim:lolbron: (Starts @ 5:15)




Took all 8 of his bytches in 5 hours and starting roasting the fukk out of him :laff: :dead:.........................But he came back deep :banderas:


:ufdup: 2014 pimpin' probably might be a little bit more vicious, tho, nikkas too hungry and emotional to just let a nikka roll up and set up shop :lupe:





BTW, this movie had a fire ass soundtrack
 

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u clowns aint bout that pimpin life..keep your 9 to 5 and pay your taxes
If u aint ready to beat nikkas,other hoes,shoot nikkas or do time..stay away
it aint just posting ads and collecting money
when that phone stop ringing its back to the streets
 

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nikkas think pimping is some glamorous lifestyle:mjlol:

Naw..Pimpin is laying up in Telly's for a month..eating top ramen..hoes washing their clothes in bathtubs and panties in sinks..shyts rugged and raw


:rudy:If you a popcorn Pimp or Chili Pimp then yes. If your a thorobred that know's how to REALLY send a hoe then NO.
 

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I need to get into pimpin.

Im married, but fukk it, im tryna feed my fam. This 9 to 5 aint cuttin it.


I figure I get me some fat white girls that specialize in head. 50 dollar flat rate. Them hoes get 25% (im generous)


Get me a couple motel rooms from the red dots and im makin money hand over puss

Chances are you probaly couldn't pimp a pimple. I not trying to funny but most of the time your either born this way or not.
 

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This video made me re-watch the mack, rollin up bout to watch superfly before i zzzz
 
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