Brehs sends Obese cac to the shadow realm with a savage right

[GPBear]

Haven't seen an uppercut that devastating since Tyson

 

[Heafcliffe]

Somebody put in the comments that white boy got Lay's the fukk out.

HIS SOUL IN THE PARKING LOT TRYING TO START THE CAR.

…. Are the chips ok???

The punch was all that......and a bag of chips.

clerk: sleeping on a bed of lays....the salt and vinegar joints.

Got knocked out by HIM on top of a bag of HERRS....

Went down like a sack of potatoe..... Chips

Ayo, y'all got me weak over here

 

[BaggerofTea]

Wtf was a gun doing on the floor??


CotDamn cac "said you heard what i said"....

and then took a nap on a bed lays

Appears the cac was armed, An armed man talking aggressively in a situation where his life is not immediate danger could making you a legal threat.

I am sure that will factor in the breh's attornys arguments. Hopefully it doesnt come to that.

 

[TBdaGhost]

Dude sound and look like Jonah Hill in Superbad

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Got damn!

 

[DatBoiHawk]

He said unlike you I have a fukkin brain bytch.

Then you heard what I fukkin said.


Not sure how much brain he has left at this moment in time

I might have bought that sad idiot a beer and put it in his unconscious hand

 

[88m3]

was there a revolver laying on the floor in the beginning when the camera pans or am I seeing shyt?

 

[DatBoiHawk]

* 911......state your emergency*

clerk: I think josh is dead.
911: do you know the victim?
clerk: joshua stolengold.
911: can you check the victim?.....is he breathing sir?
clerk: wait......he's breathing.
911: you checked his vitals?
clerk: naw.....a bag of lays just fell off his gut so he's breathing.
911: what happened sir?
clerk: he picked a fight with the real life batman.
911: was he shot......stabbed?
clerk: the punch sounded like a 38 going off.
911: where is mr stolengold now.
clerk: sleeping on a bed of lays....the salt and vinegar joints.
911: were sending paramedics.
clerk: bring a neck brace and clean underwear.....josh shyt himself.
911: can you provide any information on mr stolengold?
clerk: he's a pro league elder scrolls player......oh and he has toddler feet.
911: help is on the way.
clerk: i'm about to upload the video.
911: sir that's evidence......police may need that video.
clerk: they will see it online......this is gonna do numbers.

 

[KBtheKey]

Somebody put in the comments that white boy got Lay's the fukk out.

Bro this might the funniest shyt I've seen all year

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Right gave tubby a snack break.

 

[KBtheKey]

Knocked the onion rings out mr Sonic diet

 

[Mowgli]

Wake up reborn he got a free ice pack for his jaw and a little sip for his troubles.
It's been a long day.
(Cracks beer laying in slim Jim's, busted chip bags and Dorito dust)


What was the conversation with the security guard like after he went back inside.
u good?
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[General Mills]

You know he felt like he died. Probably saw the outlines of the pearly gates. The sun is shining so bright and it’s blinding him. He rubs his eyes and fully opens his eyes and sees he is surrounded by bags of Sun Chips

 

[MarcP]

He said

He definitely one of them philly boxing nikkas. Didn't even see the left hook he threw at first.

 

[Hersh]

i bet he bought a bag chips when he came to