yo, so i recently started some class for welding.
off the bat, everyone is masked up but...the teacher is letting his nose hang out.
every now and then he pulls it back up but
i ain't been out much these past 2 years, not gonna front
but i still gotta make moves so here i go.
about 15-20 ppl in the class, half of us were around some tables set up around the teacher.
everyone else was posted up in the back to varying degrees.
there was one person who was way back in the cut but whatever, let then do them.
about 20 minutes into the lecture the person in the way back makes a
noise.
errbody
they straight up vomiting with their mask on
there must've been 4-5 heaves that were let loose and the first 3 were all bangers.
plenty of liquid but chunks were coming through and weighing down the mask.
the last two were dry heaves followed by even more fukkery.
i swear to whatever you want, it took EVERY ounce of self control not to start clowning.
i'm glad i kept my dumb ass shut because i had jokes off the cuff for days.
all i wanted to say was "That's unfortunate."
after the heaves the teach says "You ok? "
slowly walks over and brings them back through the doors where the bathrooms are.
i take this opportunity to vape outside then come back to see the person who had vomited mopping up their own puke as the teacher keeps lecturing like
eventually maintenance comes in and finishes the mopping.
the vommiter had been taken away at this point.
maintenance guy leaves with mop but leaves the
teach rolls up like "You gonna take the trash too?"
FF 20 min and the vommitier comes back
they grab their coat and then start apologizing and saying goodbye to....everyone?
then they say they will be back next week?
how you gonna puke in you're mask in front of everyone and say "I'll be back." ?
yo, the universe has blessed/cursed me with some of the wild shyt i've seen but this one right here
off the bat, everyone is masked up but...the teacher is letting his nose hang out.
every now and then he pulls it back up but
i ain't been out much these past 2 years, not gonna front
but i still gotta make moves so here i go.
about 15-20 ppl in the class, half of us were around some tables set up around the teacher.
everyone else was posted up in the back to varying degrees.
there was one person who was way back in the cut but whatever, let then do them.
about 20 minutes into the lecture the person in the way back makes a
noise.errbody
they straight up vomiting with their mask on
there must've been 4-5 heaves that were let loose and the first 3 were all bangers.
plenty of liquid but chunks were coming through and weighing down the mask.
the last two were dry heaves followed by even more fukkery.
i swear to whatever you want, it took EVERY ounce of self control not to start clowning.
i'm glad i kept my dumb ass shut because i had jokes off the cuff for days.
all i wanted to say was "That's unfortunate."
after the heaves the teach says "You ok? "
slowly walks over and brings them back through the doors where the bathrooms are.
i take this opportunity to vape outside then come back to see the person who had vomited mopping up their own puke as the teacher keeps lecturing like
eventually maintenance comes in and finishes the mopping.
the vommiter had been taken away at this point.
maintenance guy leaves with mop but leaves the
teach rolls up like "You gonna take the trash too?"
FF 20 min and the vommitier comes back
they grab their coat and then start apologizing and saying goodbye to....everyone?
then they say they will be back next week?
how you gonna puke in you're mask in front of everyone and say "I'll be back." ?
yo, the universe has blessed/cursed me with some of the wild shyt i've seen but this one right here
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