R.E.N. Spells Ren
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In 20-30 minutes I would have rubbed one out and went to sleep already. 


I'd be standing outside of the bathroom looking so distressed...
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lucky b*stard


I took a huge dump last night and about an hour after I finished, my wife opened the door, looked back at me sittin on the bed and looked at me like
A nikka cried himself to sleep
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it ain't like imma fukk her in the ass and even if i did the mudd butt would be good for lubrication![]()
Carné Asada;3408331 said:I remember someone saying that if he's at a girl's house and they don't see baby wipes in their restroom, they are GONE!. So yeah, people better have a year supply of baby wipes.
yea that was Terrance Howard's crazy ass that shyt was hilarious
"if you dont use baby wipes afterwards you still dirty"
even after coming out the Jacuzzi (which is suppose to enhance the girls look i guess) 
If yo girl catch a real bad case of diarrhea as soon as yall get in the mood to the nasty..
And while u waiting with yo dikk out n shyt...she comes out the bathroom 20-30 mins later after u heard all of the "distress" she put on yo toilet.. then she bends over on yo bed and says it all yours
Would you jus go to sleep or say fukk it![]()
If yo girl catch a real bad case of diarrhea as soon as yall get in the mood to the nasty..
And while u waiting with yo dikk out n shyt...she comes out the bathroom 20-30 mins later after u heard all of the "distress" she put on yo toilet.. then she bends over on yo bed and says it all yours
Would you jus go to sleep or say fukk it![]()
shyt happens 
That shyt supposed to stop me?
My girl done already sucked me off a couple times while she was on the toilet, then when she was done we finished up on the bed
Granted, she was only peeing each time, but still......
Now this is triflin