Brehs, What Will You Do to Keep Your Son From Being a Simp?

[CHILLL]

tell him to keep it real and be selfish with his time dont turn into another person just because bytches and the media tell you to
at the same time keep him away from nikkas on the coli that so hard on hoes they dont know how to have a meaningful relationship with a woman
gotta have dat real nikka balance

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Make him smarter

shyt it's just music.
Listening to a piano ain't no guarantee he gone be smart.

shyt he could play the flute and still be a simp

 

[ThaRealness]

shyt it's just music.
Listening to a piano ain't no guarantee he gone be smart

Theyve done studies bruh

 

[Raava]

But who's to say that the dad isn't a simp himself?

True, then he might be doomed.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Theyve done studies bruh

Still,just cuz u smart don't mean you not gone be a simp

 

[ThaRealness]

Still,just cuz u smart don't mean you not gone be a simp

Nah you dont hear me though. Hes going to be intellectually curious as well as triple OG status

 

[Brofato]

You just have to educate him on post-nut clarity. And even then that's not 100% because there is no accounting for his dikk clouding his better judgement.

I know women who can attest to this too because I've personally taken advantage of it. If you're horny enough it can outweigh a lot of other feelings.

And that's not even counting for general simpery programmed into them by the media.

 

[Blackking]

You know he gone grow up seeing that bullshyt on Disney/Nickelodeon and hearing his momma and aunties telling him that same ol bullcrap on how to deal with females.

i agree with this OP.

I feel theres nothing you can do to guarantee the shyt.

I have 3 sons.. Cartoons ARe not like they were when we were young.

I can't let them see me deal with women cuz I'm a hoe/hard on hoes... so not a good example either.

I do tell them... to never let a women control or lead them in any way, not even their grandmother or mothers...