Allergic2Latex
I Got Juice
I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2
It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs
All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)
So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there
This shyt so uncomfortable
I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work
Why did I do this to myself
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2

It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle

One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)
So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there
This shyt so uncomfortable
I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already

I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up

Stress at home, stress at work
Why did I do this to myself




Your poor girlfriend. Hopefully, you at least had the good sense to wrap your potentially diseased willy.
So the new term is called networking uh 
