Brehs, Why Didn't Y'all Warn Me About Networking At Work :snoop:

[Guile]

Aaaaand we broke up
She threw my shyt out the window at 4am this morning
Wouldn't even let me get dressed
Outside in my drawers downtown looking like a crackhead

You deserved it, breh.

 

[Allergic2Latex]

You deserved it, breh.

We broke up on some unrelated shyt fam
She mad af I won't fucc her anymore
She let herself go

Aye breh im doin my orientation for OC (same shyt diff toilet) in tha bay right now. After like 4 or 5 months i was thinkin bout comin down 2 so cal 2 move in my big bro crib & work for Cox. How easy is it gettin in?

Easy af breh
Plus it's like salmon returning to their breeding grounds
So much pussc

nikka u fukked way too many hoes at work



now tell me how to get my cable company to lower my bill

It is what it is ran thru my region
If you want to lower your bill PM me breh

Allergic2latex username...
"COX" communication...

LMAO! If u ain't trollin this shyt still funny!

Lol! "Like an eagle!"
I got nothin but chuckles over here.

I ain't even trolling on this shyt
But the "Allergic2Latex" shyt is a joke breh lol
Just use that line on females from time to time

 

[PullOutGawd]

Tell us how you just finessed that bytch for a Stack

I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2


It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)

So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there

This shyt so uncomfortable

I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work

Why did I do this to myself

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Tell us how you just finessed that bytch for a Stack

Told my girl about it and she's on board
This bytch so dumb, who gives a stack to a man that won't go into public with you