Brehs with kids, how do y'all do it?

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Work be kicking my ass and the only thing I wanna do when I come home is smoke a joint and go to sleep.

To think that y'all will be working hard all day then come home to some goofy lil nikka that looks like you screaming and whining about bullshyt.

I swear I would punch him in his chest as soon as I got home. How do y'all do it?
 

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Its frustratingly simple really:yeshrug:

  • Have the child run to you like they are about to spear you
  • Ask about their day and just half listen to the rambling until they say something that can either produce an asswhooping or a simple wow:krs:
  • Play with them for 10 to 20 minutes
  • Let them play a game or watch a flick until wife/significant other/babymoms(dad) come through from work
The simple things:ld:
 

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That's why you gotta mentally prepare yourself for children, which sadly not enough of us do beforehand.

This is so true. It is truly important to have a Peter Pan aspect of your life, even if your childhood was shyt. Its easier to raise a child when you are one within yourself, or else it's going to be a rough 20 years ahead of the game:ld:
 

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Work be kicking my ass and the only thing I wanna do when I come home is smoke a joint and go to sleep.

To think that y'all will be working hard all day then come home to some goofy lil nikka that looks like you screaming and whining about bullshyt.

I swear I would punch him in his chest as soon as I got home. How do y'all do it?

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