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Sithlord Piff

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When you're at work and you got to shyt and piss sooo bad...but the 2 stalls are occupied and only the urinals are available....so you try to release the pee while holding the shyt in at the same time, and your colon and bladder wont let you choose just one cause they are both fighting to release....so you can do neither..:mjcry::sadcam:
 

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At work i was kinda tired and i was reaching for the garbage and i was using my peripherals i saw black and grabbed it i was touching it and i was like wow this is soft it was my co worker bent over in a black dress:bryan: i was embarrassed and was like u didnt mean to do that she just laughed and said yeah right lol but didn't react while i was touching it:sas2:

:shaq:what happen after that
 

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when you leave your phone at the desk to take a piss, get in the bathroom and the bgs hit you:sadcam:
when she wakes you up in the middle of the night but you kinda gotta pee but try to tough it out then realize halfway through you realize yep, I gotsta pee:francis:
 

Rozay Oro

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i'd say getting a boner at a really bad time, like a business meeting
the pee thing @Knuckles Red said in the boxers :damn:
having on some thin boxers cooking some bacon or other greasy foods and the grease pops and gets on your dikk :dead: :damn: :merchant:
falling asleep after smoking too many L's and waking up with slob all on the pillow/face/beard area.
:deadrose: lord forbid dis happen when Im slippin at my :flabbynsick: stage
 
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