Ya boy started hittin' da clizzubs about the time "Too Close" and "Head & Shoulders" was hits. Aww mayne - DEM WAS THA DAYS, knamtalmbat?
Broads knew what time it was...they was lettin' a yun' playa swang swang!
One time in college i was about to smash this fat white girl in her dorm room while her roomate was in there in her bed. I walked out the bathroom in my boxers with my shyt soft but on the cusp of getting a boner and her roomate looked at my joint and said
"Are you hard?"
Me: nah
Her: Niiiice
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