Brehs, You Ever Had a Gay Dude Approach You?

[duckbutta]

Used to get hooked up with food by this gay dude at Jack in the box during my college years...think i told the story in another thread already

At some house parties I been hit on by some gay dudes...

Most blatant one was when I was in Miami last year with some friends and this flaming gay Hawaiian dude hit me with the from across the room...straight up walked up on me like "what's up you cute I like your beard"...brushed him off...dude came back later like "you ready to stop denying yourself the other pleasure?" and start dancing on me...I just randomly grabbed some pasty white chick next to me and started chatting her up and he got the message...I saw him several more times that night giving me the

 

[Ricky Church]

Used to get hooked up with food by this gay dude at Jack in the box during my college years...think i told the story in another thread already

At some house parties I been hit on by some gay dudes...

Most blatant one was when I was in Miami last year with some friends and this flaming gay Hawaiian dude hit me with the from across the room...straight up walked up on me like "what's up you cute I like your beard"...brushed him off...dude came back later like "you ready to stop denying yourself the other pleasure?" and start dancing on me...I just randomly grabbed some pasty white chick next to me and started chatting her up and he got the message...I saw him several more times that night giving me the

good lawd that shyt is

reminds me of dude from Martin.

 

[Ricky Church]

Give it to us breh.
Stories

aight, one time when I was still working at at&t in Coral Gables, one of my customers, this older Spanish dude got my number off my business card and texted my company phone when he left the store... saying some shyt like...

him: thanks for helping me with my phone, I really appreciate it.

me: no problem.

him: I really like your aura and the way you carry yourself...

me: ok...lemme know If you need anything at&t related, I gotta get back to work.

him: what I'm trying to say is, I like you... I really like you. we should hang out. ;)

me: listen man, I got a girlfriend and I'm not gay, matter of fact I'm straighter than an arrow... and this is making me feel very uncomfortable.

him: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so forward and make you feel uncomfortable, anyway...thanks for helping me with my phone.

I was so fukkin' disgusted with dude, I made them change my #. my homie (the manager) was clowning me for the next few days because of that shyt.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Naked ass cac tried to start a conversation with me in the gym at Planet Fitness

. Ion know if he was gay but I checked his ass with the quickness

 

[Towlie]

Last week I was at this wing place with a few friends sitting at the bar

somebody asked us to slide down so they could fit another chair in and be with their group

when dude asks me he said slide the chair down and i'll buy you a drink

i was like im naw straight (double entendre) and slid down

after drinking for awhile, I closed my tab, but we sat there and finished eating

i decided on another beer, and he yells to the bar tender like: put it on mine

i was like drank it and bounced

 

[Ricky Church]

another time I was at the apple store in Miami and I'm waiting on line to be called for the Genius Bar to get my iPhone repaired and this random young Abercrombie & Fitch lookin' cac comes up and stands right next to me, closer than a muthafukka... damn near shoulders touching.

so I move over and continued convo with my girl (usually I'd go off on someone for personal space, but I was chillin')
so anyway this dude moves close to me again and randomly started to make small talk with me.

first he was saying how "there's always a line at the apple store" and whatnot... I gave him that blunt "yeah" and continued talking to my girl.

he then noticed my tattoos and started complimenting them... "oh you have an Audi tattoo? that's cool, you always drive Audi's...?"
I hit him with the blunt "yeah" again...

at this point I put my arm around my girl and I was getting heated, the whole time she's sitting there laughing at my ass.

dude once again starts talking... "your tattoos are nice, you have a lot like Wiz Khalifa, you know Wiz Khalifa...black and yellow, black and yellow?"

I looked at him like and this time me and my girl moved all the way to the other side of the bar, he finally got the hint and left.

shyt made me so mad breh.

 

[Ricky Church]

Last week I was at this wing place with a few friends sitting at the bar

somebody asked us to slide down so they could fit another chair in and be with their group

when dude asks me he said slide the chair down and i'll buy you a drink

i was like im naw straight (double entendre) and slid down

after drinking for awhile, I closed my tab, but we sat there and finished eating

i decided on another beer, and he yells to the bar tender like: put it on mine

i was like drank it and bounced

yeah, he wanted you to put it on him alright.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Once or twice

@ first I was pissed, but then I was like "fukk it. At least I know if I ever jump the fence I'm working with something."

 

[Aphrodite]

yawn..

 

[Joe Budden]

If the bitty is fat then why not go for it?

 

[Joe Budden]

And by bitty I meant boy kitty, boy c*nt , boy p*ssy you get the idea

 

[Zero]

I assume that any dude, that I don't know, who tries to talk to me is gay. That's why I don't really do small talk

You calling me a fakkit breh

 

[semtex]

Yeah in high school. Dude wrote me a note

And when I was on that site called tagged only fags hit me up talkin bout "if u want some head let me know"

it's worse when you're going thru a dry spell

 

[TRFG]

You calling me a fakkit breh

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck ....







You'iz a fakkit

 

[Piff Perkins]

I gotta talk to gay dudes every time I buy produce at the grocery store. I used to be the only black guy buying vegetables, and I used to chuckle at all the white people trying to give me a black man head nod like our mutual appreciation for produce=cosign. Nah brehs I'm just getting my mushrooms, corn, and kale for the week that's it. Not giving you old cacs dap.

That was cool tho, I like being an originator...but now I see black dudes there too, including two flamboyant dudes who always are in the aisle when I'm there. First time I was getting some portobello mushrooms and one of them asked how I cook them. At first I was wondering if this nikka was hitting on me but was like it won't hurt to share my recipes with a nikka. So I told him some shyt I do with the portobellos, like aite: if my girl stays the night, in the morning I'll make some fluffy scrambled eggs like Chef Ramsay does it, and then I cook a portebello, then put the scambled eggs inside the mushroom. Like this

(but scrambled instead of baked like in this pic)

I call em head eggs because ya boy almost always gets head after busting this piff out for a chick. But I didn't say that to this gay nikka obviously

I guess the details of all this made the nikka think I was hitting on him, so he said "I'd love for someone to teach me how to make those one day. I mean your directions are good but teehee, I like hands on direction "

At this point I recognized here I was trying to instill some culinary trillness on a brotha but all he was thinking about was getting my pipe - or piping me.

so I just said "nah I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out, you look pretty capable to me breh" and went back to looking for my produce. BTW always check the dates on that stuff, you don't want it going bad on you before you can cook it up. But then I realized I might have led him on with that line about being capable, so I turned around...and noticed he was on his phone texting while looking at me on some

Brehs I didn't even get my kale, I just up and left the aisle.

and these clowns are there every time I go in, asking about recipes or making small talk