I recall one time I truly followed a phat ass. Last year, I had this temp job as a test scorer at night. After one night, we're all leaving to go home. I see this stupid phat juicy ass in a sundress walking with like two other people. Ass so phat it's amazing she can even sit down. I'm staring at it like

. I straight followed that shyt like it was my destiny even though I parked some rows back.

Every time I saw that ass I couldn't function. One night, she bumped into me by accident and I couldn't help but

when she walked away. If I parked near her, best believe I was looking for that ass. I haven't seen one like that since.
