Bron Stans Talking Points and the Responses to Them

[Long Live The Mamba]

No wonder you stan bron, you mentally weak fakkit. "Help me, brehs"

How’d I not come back to this thread this nikka blowin’ at everybody who wanted it

 

[BXKingPin82]

This shyt is HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

bytch ass nikkaz got MAD in this thread

 

[SadimirPutin]

rent free

 

[Roland Coltrane]

just thought i'd bump this thread to make nikkas aggy

shoutout to @YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy for doing the Lord's work in penning this eternal ether

 

[mcellas]

1. Bron Stans: There is no difference between kg, pierce and allen becoming teammates and bron, wade and Bosh joining forces
Response: Yes, there is no difference in 12 and 13 year vets, who were 31 and 32 years old and whom never been to the finals, joining another 30 year old loser in Boston....it is the exact same thing as two 25 year olds (one being a 2 time mvp) joining a 28 year old champion and finals mvp

Idiots.

2. Bron Stans: Bron was never on a super team
Response: *2010 celebratory pep rally for the non-super team* "not 5, not 6, not 7...the games are going to be easy". You don't get that type of confidence from a non superteam. Don't go back and change shyt now because they didn't get 4 rings in 4 Finals appearances.

3. Bron Stans: Bron can guard 1-5
Response: Warriors shot 94% when guarded by bron

4. Bron Stans: Why do ppl think its better to lose in the earlier rounds than the finals?

Response: No one thinks that. Shut up.

5. Bron stans: lol @ jordan getting swept in the first round
Response: Bron missed the playoffs his first 2 years. Is it better to not make the playoffs than to lose in the first round?

6. Bron Stans: Bulls were one hue hollins call away from going back to the finals after Jordan retired
Response: Bulls got bounced in the 2nd round, idiot

7. Bron Stans: Jordan beat an old lakers and pistons team
Response: The heatles were fromed to beat an old celtics team. Bron's signature 45 point, 15 rebound game 6 was against a 35, 36 and 37 year old big 3. Magic was 31 when jordan beat him. He was literally the oldest guy in the starting 5.

8. Bron stans: lebron married his high school sweetheart and has her kids
Response: who gives a shyt?

9. Bron Stans: Making it to 8 finals is a great accomplishment and commendable.
Response: No it isn't. Winning a majority of those 8 is a great accomplishment. Having a .375 winning percentage finals record is not

10. Bron Stans: Jordan took 2 years off from any physical activity when he retired from basketball. He effectively didn't age for 2 years
Response: The Oral History of Michael Jordan's Minor League Baseball Career

"The thing that becomes most abundantly clear is how hard Jordan worked to be the best baseball player he could. Three anecdotes in particular highlight the lengths M.J. went to in order to improve.

He swung until his hands couldn’t take it anymore.

During his first spring training, Jordan biographer George Koehler tells Neyer, Mike would hit in the cage for an hour to 90 minutes before practice, then he’d go through the full three-hour practice. After practice, he was back in the cage, swinging for another half-hour to hour. Having not swung a bat in 13 years, the constant hitting left Jordan’s hands raw.

When he came off the field, I don’t know how he could have held anything, much less a bat. The trainers would put a clear, rubberized patch over the inside of his hands. Then they would wrap his hands in gauze and tape. He looked like a prizefighter."

 

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

just thought i'd bump this thread to make nikkas aggy

shoutout to @YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy for doing the Lord's work in penning this eternal ether

 

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