@Brooklynzson do members get discounts at your Hotel??

[Soymuscle Mike]

The mattresses in the Courtdog wing

 

[TEH]

I encourage you all to book a room expeditiously

The robots at the front desk look like Tone Talks and Tariq Nasheed

Only PAWGs and registered users by the pool after 9pm

Try a drink called the negged Cac - 1/4 jagermeister 1/4 Cisco 1/4 Night Train and 1/4 root beer

Spend Coli cash in the gift store buy the limited edition banderas t shirt or get some jbwow candy bars

In the late night lounge this December 29 is Grammy nominated recording artist Lizzo ...three free tomatoes and a coupon for Postmates with every ticket

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Free Super Duper Fast Wi-Fi on the nikka Nerd Floor aka The Arcadium
Metal Detectors for Incels

 

[Dr. Acula]

I stayed at that hotel. Nothing but bedbugs and semen stained sheets left by the bedbuck and bed wench guest. Would not recommend.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I stayed at that hotel. Nothing but bedbugs and semen stained sheets left by the bedbuck and bed wench guest. Would not recommend.

@Kwabena

 

[BmoreGorilla]

The Nap suite has no bed or toilet just a bunch of cubicles

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Don't forget to have some fun in the sun, some visitors relaxing by the outdoor pool

 

[Rollie Forbes]

The Nap suite has no bed or toilet just a bunch of cubicles

 

[WaveMolecules]

Coli cash only

 

[James Gordon]

Tariq an mink slide doin the commercials

ITS TIIIIIMMEE

BOOK A SUITE AT COOOLLLII

ITS TIIIIMME

COME ON DOWN YOULL SEEE

 

[SAINT]

I just checked in, saw a few fat white women in the lobby though any other brehs here? Heard Lizzo is performing tonight, Tiffany Haddish is making an appearance too

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I just checked in, saw a few fat white women in the lobby though any other brehs here? Heard Lizzo is performing tonight, Tiffany Haddish is making an appearance too

I’m here as well and I keep hearing brehs at the bar asking random women what their body count is

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I’m here as well and I keep hearing brehs at the bar asking random women what their body count is

Some cac is slammin' ass in the laundry room

 

[mannyrs13]

They still giving discounts? Who tryna stay at that hotel now?

 

[staticshock]

The @philmonroe alarm clock has a breh yelling obscenities at you at 5am